@ricksredmachete

Hi! For those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person.

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Joined April 2020
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Dyylas@DylanDyylas3h
nicki minaj cant even vote btw her husband is a predator btw her brother is a predator btw the president she supports is a predator btw
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may@marikilahfan17h
my one irrational wish is to see shauna hallucinate jackie as some age other than the one she died as
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zafira 🍉@estrogenadonis5h
being white means another white person you don’t even know will be completely comfortable saying some racist shit to you if you talk to them for more than 5 minutes
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Problemochile©
@problemochile5h
We living in a reality where trump probably cracking nicki minaj
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kenno@kennedstew5h
WHERE WERE YALL music.apple.com/us/album/whe…

Whenever by Megan Thee Stallion on Apple Music

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Caitlin@caitlin_mmm22h
Whenever I can feel a guy doing the slow fade thing on me I just keep texting them like normal or even more so, refusing to let them know I’m taking the hint because this is basically a class I do in conditioning men to just say “hey I’m not interested sorry”
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Ash@H1TWOM4N8h
Starting a relationship with someone who is obsessed with you parasocially is like only one level above having a ChatGPT wife
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Plies
@plies19h
I’m Still Sitting Here Thinking About This Do I Have This Right??? A Married Man Told Someone Else’s Wife. To Stand Up So Everyone Can See Her Azz!!! An A Room Full Of So Called Christians/Evangelicals Applauded It!!!! Do I Have That Right????
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So much winning they thinking it’s rigged
Ms. Googly Eyed Bitch@ColdBihOct 25
Music so good they thinkin it AI 🤭🙂‍↕️
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You’re supposed to grow out of this at 20 so that you don’t fuck other people’s husbands btw
OG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 24
“Unlike other men, Ethan told me I’m great the way I am, and that meant a lot to me”
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johnna paige.@lowkeyjohnna17h
People think I be flirting with them whole time I’m literally just making you feel human and accepted.
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𝔅@itsforevermine17h
that girl that commented “it only has to make sense to me” ate that shit up sm bc I live by that now like no it literally only has to make sense to me & me only
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In a hundred years I would have never predicted Nikki Minaj's trajectory in the last few years
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Critter@asclepiasyriaca7h
Imagine if you stood up at work and said “You know who has one hell of a beautiful ass? It’s Carol from accounting. Stand up Carol! Show them your ass!” You’d be fired within the hour but the president gets a pass because everyone has accepted the fact that he’s a scumbag.
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 25
Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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via@atrophicbtrfly17h
i have bug bites in october because you stupid fucks can't stop watching AI fruit tiktok slop
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phart@amazignphartOct 25
Ned Fulmer failing to realize he’s still way more hated than h3 because everyone actually felt bad for his wife
Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmerOct 25
karma’s a bitch, huh?
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retrocvnt
@retrocvnty5h
How people probably describe me
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Fox tail on my jeans throw it make it swing🎶
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In this economy ? Yes tf it is 😭
Lindani M.
@LyndaniMOct 25
“No Kids” isn’t a flex btw.
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Hoops Crave
@HoopsCrave19h
What have I done
Hoops Crave
@HoopsCraveOct 16
Nicki Minaj has reportedly been named Trump’s next White House Press Secretary.
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