Marcus Barber

Looks like @JetstarAirways are no longer flying to / from Melbourne. Tried to book just now

Just landed at @LSTAirport Apparently @JetstarAirways will have people off the plane, plane cleaned, people embarked and plane in the air in the next 24 mins #hilarious

The 2030 delayed to 2050 now saying 2100. We probably won't be in the air before 2155 @JetstarAirways

Get there early they say. Taking bets on the regular delay out of @LSTAirport to #mel on @JetstarAirways What day you tweetsters - what will the actual departure time be? I'm going with 2125

whilst there's a bit in the news about confirmed ufo sightings, a reminder...

And now for something completely different. Oh, no wait. No it's not. @JetstarAirways

As per your request

What you'd see if @tonyhawk was a goat youtu.be/iT1oRCNiuk0?t=225 Though he is the 'GOAT' if you know what I mean :-)

Fair to say @JetstarAirways engage in an awful lot of misdirection. 2/16 over the year for this flight getting out on time. It's currently 2216 1 Mon after we were supposed to be gone for the delayed 2135 #JQ744