Rimshotius

Little known fact.

Seen On The Internet™: "If freedom had a smell, it wouldn’t be pumpkin spice. It’d be sweat, gunpowder, and a pissed off drill sergeant."

"They'll be gobs and gobs of misses, Who'll be waiting on the shore. With gobs and gobs of kisses, For the gobs that they adore!" If you don't enjoy listening to Dean singing this then there's something wrong with you, and you need medical attention. 🙂 youtube.com/watch?v=hSg9L39U…

And of their own device, too.

May I have a doggy bag? And a forklift?

I would go out of my way to give this shop my custom. You would, too.

Although I will note that when you're in a sub on the surface during a hurricane you rattle around like a pea in a whistle. A pea that's horking up things it hasn't eaten in six months.

This. Every damn day at 2 am. Cats gotta be cats.

For the physics nerds in the room.

"I can't believe it's... whatever the hell this is!"

"I'm going to catch up with the driver who stole my angelic robes, and when I do I am going to smite the bejesus out of him."

My body's correct. I DO want tacos. No. I need tacos. 🌮 Don't you?

I would truly love to see some Bab5 fan do this.

Obscure science joke of the day: What does the B. stand for in Benoit B. Mandelbrot? Answer: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Seen On The Internet™: "Anyone who puts a cat on a vegan diet should be arrested for animal cruelty. If they want to murder their cat, they should just man up and shoot it. It'd be much less cruel."

I got a new Dutch Oven, and Tullibee got a new box. A tasty one, apparently.

I realized that in all likelihood this is going to be how the United States government is going to function for the next two years. Could be worse, honestly.

"Is there an express lane?"

Chekov's stun.

I'm not sure anyone will even get this. But as a US Navy vet sadly watching the world's first nuclear aircraft carrier being carted off to the knackers, I couldn't help but make this comparison.