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My results have been amazing since I tried this diet. bit.ly/1ij71qp

Just watched the rebels blow up the Death Star. Happy Independence Day!

Ack. Just saw an inch and a half diameter spider crawling across my wall. Fortunately, he crawled behind a whiteboard. #squish

Hey @ThatKevinSmith, @CraigRMay was supposed to meet us at the Bagdad, but can't find him. Can you ask the crowd to see if he showed?

Some nights, there's nothin for it but to end up at a pirate themed sports bar in Beaverton on karaoke night.

All day long my autocorrect has been coming up with suggestions that make no sense. Just now realized my keyboard is set to Spanish.

We are good at things.

Catastrophic straw failure. W/ akamc @ rippletron headquarters instagram.com/p/YWZP5ECyXj/ – at Portland, OR

Cups in cups in cups! @mccollison

Met a girl who couldn't eat Animal Crackers because of Passover. Felt bad, but not bad enough to stop eating Animal Crackers in front of her

Scoot Herring, portrait of an artist. @scootherring @ rippletron headquarters instagram.com/p/Xa7-oECyY4/ – at Portland, OR

"Did I ever tell you about the time I jizzed on a turtle?"

It's easy to tell that @scootherring was using my computer when N'Sync starts playing as soon as I get online.

Mechanic called my VW "oriental-german" because it has "slanty headlights"....

#bus is full of high school kids... Didn't they used to have their own bus?

"There's a big difference between arithmetic and mathematics!" - a current PCC student on the #bus

"Sit sit sit sit, it's okay, calm down! Sit sit sit sit, it's okay, calm down! Sit sit sit sit, it's okay, calm down!" #bus music.

Man at #bus stop yells "would you all shut up, I'm too hungover for this," as if to say, "Woulf you all shut up, I'm too hungover for this!"

Cars honk at runs as if to say "my god, you're running marathon!" Runners yell back as if to say "my god, why are we running a marathon."