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2026 is the worst, shittiest year I have ever experienced since I was born. Wtf... I fucking hate this year to the core, I can't wait for it to end On January 1st 2027 one minute past midnight I am saving up money to light up the sky as a fucking middle finger to this bitch🖕🖕
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Jumia gives you ad pop ups in regard to your searches.... Just saying...Kimani wa thitima you have been a naughty boy
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Kwa shimo kama fuko
Wale huwa mnafanya kazi around SGR terminus Nairobi huwa mnaishi wapi? from dms
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Jumia gives you ad pop ups in regard to your searches.... Just saying...Kimani wa thitima you have been a naughty boy
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Jumia gives you ad pop ups in regards to your searches.... Just saying...Kimani wa thitima you have been a naughty boy
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I can't wait for Christmas....this year yote nimekuwa nikitumia sister yangu TikTok za how to cook perfect pilau.....🫳🫠
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People are cunts through and through... And that is okay, I don't expect much from people.... including myself, 🫳🫠... We are all cunts, just slimy cunts sliming through life trying to make it through being..
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I am filled with hate....I used to be full of sadness.🫳😂 I loved seeing people find happiness and joy...I don't anymore, I want to see misery and despair 🫠
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Sahii nakunywa chai moto ya tangawizi kushukisha ulevi...😔😔 I am not happy about what I have become.
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When I am drunk I always see things in slowmo
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I'll always say, 95% of movies made past 2016 are shit...2012-2016 was the golden era
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"my best pal" cut me off... The only person who wants me around is my cousin, ...I guess it is true blood is thicker than water...and some blood is thinner than water...... But it is okay, I am a big boy I can take it, I can handle it..
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I don't know but time is moving in a freakishly weird way...... One moment it is 11 am...the next moment it is 4 pm...what the fuck is going on
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Or you were born to clap...that is why you have strong hands
I will clap for others until it’s my turn
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Nimekaa chini nikaona.....bila pesa achana na mambo ya relationships.
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Nimejitengenezea sink...this what a man feels after successfully doing some handiwork around the house.... Nani ako na plumbing inahitaji DIY 🫳😂😂😂
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Kae ikaba reruaga atia?....irui cirorora na tuletho huko ciumete nyina thutha ciathii kugura nyeni cia raji!???
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😂😂😂😂i never pass these...
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Just to minutes in and you're locked, thats how you make people commit to a series.
Which TV show has a genuinely perfect pilot episode? One that introduces its world, hooks you immediately and makes you want to binge the entire series right then and there. What’s your 10/10 first episode?
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mnunuzi na mshahiri 😂😂
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Mtu Tano amekuwa nduru za kuaminika anapigwa Kila ucheo....
Kwani my boy mtu tano amepigwa na bibi tena?
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