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Alex Tuch had a storybook performance in his first game against his former Sabres, earning the overtime game-winner in a two-goal night. "Cherry on top for him, scoring against his old team," said Charlie Lindgren. He's got some bragging rights there.” russianmachineneverbreaks.co…

‘He’s got some bragging rights there’: Alex Tuch scores two goals, including overtime game-winner,...

WASHINGTON, DC -- If Alex Tuch had a “big dumb smile” just imagining playing against the Buffalo Sabres, the reality of Saturday’s…

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Alex Ovechkin earned a $4.75 million performance bonus after playing in his 10th game of the season against the Sabres. russianmachineneverbreaks.co…

Alex Ovechkin earns $4.75 million performance bonus after playing 10th game of season against Sabres

Alex Ovechkin secured a pretty sweet payday after playing in the Washington Capitals' 4-3 overtime victory over the Buffalo Sabres on Saturday…

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The Capitals have reportedly given Ivan Miroshnichenko permission to seek a trade, but will only make a move for a "legit return." russianmachineneverbreaks.co…

Report: Capitals have given Ivan Miroshnichenko permission to seek trade, will only make move for...

Ivan Miroshnichenko appears likely to be on his way out of DC. According to Sportsnet's Elliotte Friedman, the Capitals have given Miroshnichenko…

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CAPS WIN russianmachineneverbreaks.co…

Alex Tuch has had his revenge on the Buffalo Sabres

Final: Sabres at Capitals at Capital One Arena. Read the full game summary, highlights, and instant reactions, and commentary.

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Booth Cam! Dylan Strome’s second of the game has the Caps up on Buffalo 3-2! Third period on deck!
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Capitals lead 3-2 after a much better period for them. Both goals in the second from Dylan Strome.
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preparing actual tequila shots if Strome gets a third
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"Strome has a pair" h'yeah buddy he does
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First time Dylan Strome’s new “Tequila” goal song has played at Capital One Arena—fun celebration from the crowd.
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Strome ties the game. All is forgiven. Now we can pretend the first period didn't happen.
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Great play by Hutson and Wilson draws a slash
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(We're so back)
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The Caps' defensive zone is a murderbox
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Man-to-man defense was an utter disaster again on that goal by Jack Quinn. The Capitals live or die by the system under Carbery. They've died more than they've lived overall, though.
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Buffalo's Jack Quinn strikes first. 1-0.
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Finally, after many months of off days, the suits are back. #joebsuitofthenight
joe b and locker

ALT joe b and locker

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Patrice Bergeron has a new day job.
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Some notes: - Played under Brooks Orpik at BC - Teammates with Anthony Beauvillier in Pittsburgh - 31 career games against the Hershey Bears
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The Capitals claimed defenseman Jack St. Ivany off waivers from the Winnipeg Jets. russianmachineneverbreaks.co…

Capitals claim defenseman Jack St. Ivany off waivers from Winnipeg Jets

The Washington Capitals have enacted a little payback on the Winnipeg Jets via the waiver wire. After the Jets claimed goaltender Clay…

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Welcome back to the lineup our favorite team's best overall player, Poops-Flu DuPuke
Washington Capitals
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We Dubie glad these guys are back #ALLCAPS | @Ticketmaster
A Capitals fan holds up a sign that reads "Welcome back PLD & Sourds"

ALT A Capitals fan holds up a sign that reads "Welcome back PLD & Sourds"

A Caps fan holds up a sign that reads "Welcome back Dubie! Your fan clie (me!) missed you!"

ALT A Caps fan holds up a sign that reads "Welcome back Dubie! Your fan clie (me!) missed you!"

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Alex Tuch has a "big dumb smile" about facing his former Sabres teammates tonight. And he's expecting a few cheap shots from old friends. Charlie Lindgren starts in goal with LT hurt as the Caps look to bounce back from their loss to LA. Live updates: russianmachineneverbreaks.co…

Capitals vs. Sabres live updates: Josh Doan capitalizes on brutal Jakob Chychrun turnover to give...

Live coverage of Sabres at Capitals. Follow for lines, injuries, real-time score updates, highlights, and play-by-play from Capital One Arena.

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