Meet MAGAt Arpineh Masihi and "criminal illegal alien." Arpineh legally came to the United States from Iran at age 3, but lost her green card 15 years ago after a grand theft and burglary conviction. So naturally, when Donald Trump promised mass deportations, Arpineh and her husband cheered from their Diamond Bar, CA home, fully convinced the leopards would only eat other people's faces. Plot twist: ICE knocked on her door on June 30, 2025, and hauled her off to the Adelanto detention center for a lovely 187-day stay courtesy of the U.S. government. While she was locked in a cell for over six months, her devoted husband kept Trump flags proudly flying outside their house. Even after her release, Arpineh's cognitive dissonance remains completely bulletproof. She still refuses to blame her idol, declaring to the media: "I still support the president of the United States." Apparently, nothing says "I love America" quite like spending half a year in federal custody for the guy who literally ordered the raids. You won't find her tagging him to say thank you, though. After getting swamped with brutal backlash from both the left and the right, she is completely hiding from X and begging the media not to show her face online.