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We begged yall to stop generating videos of cats doing the thriller choreography but no
Bruh, Apple. The additional 256GB of RAM to 512GB costs a FORTUNE
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Y’all fighting against socialism like your family owns a railroad. bro you have a shift on monday
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I happened to be in STL for a college journalism convention that night and I stood outside the stadium and watched this and then proceeded to get absolutely black out drunk. The Tigers were staying at my hotel too.
Wainwright closes it out and the @Cardinals have won their 10th World Series in franchise history defeating Detroit 4 games to 1! What a magical run for the Cardinals who barely made it into the post season this year.
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I really do hate the Rays but I hope the Brewers and the Brewers organization are cursed into oblivion for not properly honoring the $1,000 ticket deal. May their disgusting greed and contempt for the working class be their downfall.
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This is without a doubt the most beautiful stadium in the world making this HANDS DOWN the best place to be on the planet at the current moment.
NICO PAZ IS A MAGICIAN AND MAN UNITED ARE IN SHAMBLES 🤯 In the time it took us to tweet this, Como – who were in Italy's 4th tier as recently as 2019 – have made it 4-0 😯
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Unless you’re a United fan lol suck it
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It gets fucking harder and harder to root for the Yankees every goddamn season with these clowns
The Yankees and Brian Cashman have agreed to a new contract Yankees are running it back with Cashman and Aaron Boone, as expected
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Turns out any quarterback on the planet can light up the Saints except for Jameis Winston
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Jameis Winston is the worst quarterback in Giants history
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Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips
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How do I convert this into HEI Points?
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Legend
Cardinals coach Dennis Green was not happy during his post game press conference tonight. Listen to what he just had to say following the 24-23 loss to the Bears.
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Thinking about how hard it is to get my landlord to fix anything in my apartment that I’ve lived in for over 15 years
These NYC apartments are standing empty, not because the owners don't want to rent them, but because rent stabilization laws prohibit them from charging enough to earn back the costs of necessary repairs. My latest for @WSJFreeEx
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Aaron Boone will go down as the worst manager in Yankees history. A complete failure.
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Oh my god I’m going to explode wtf
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LOST THE FRANCHISE QUARTERBACK. LOST THE BEST DEFENSIVE PLAYER. DEALING WITH JAMEIS WINSTON EXPERIENCE. THE NEW YORK GIANTS ARE 3-1.
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What’re you even showing Jameis Winston on the tablet? Just send him to the locker room to get fucking changed.
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If Jameis Winston comes on the fucking football field again I’m turning the game off
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Quit drinking 7 months ago and today I ran in a race for the first time in over 20 years! 16th place!
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Theo Von: “Do you think the American Dream is still alive?” Zohran Mamdani: “It feels like you have to luck out in some big way. In many ways I feel like it’s why a lot of people play the lottery. For many it feels like their only chance. People think they have better odds playing the lottery than making it in their own life. What does that say about the country we live in?”
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