You know what, I think life is worth living.

Every single ASU fan I've interacted with has been unpleasant and rude. It's hard interacting with a fanbase that is so morally inferior to your own. They swear, drink alc*hol, and are generally mischievous. I am NOT excited to have them in our stadium this week.

Lauri and JJJ out injured in the first half, 4 games into the season

Alright, I still have to mow my lawn to keep up with the falling leaves, but we lost on Saturday. I'm starting to think that me mowing the lawn and the shirt I wear don't actually affect the on field performance of the Brigham Young University Cougars.

I've seen fans from both sides of the Holy War crying that their teams play bad in the morning lmao

I don't talk about Christ very often, but for some reason today I feel like I should say that Christ's life, teachings, and sacrifice can and should be applied to every single aspect of your life. Idk why I just felt like sharing that today.

Cougs to the natty I do not care LFG

Cincinnati and UCF when they have a chance to completely ruin the Big12s season

We deserve all the hate and receipts. All the pundits counting BYU out were right. I’m so sick of being here every single year, I’m just sick man. Congrats on the hate watch everyone. Goodnight.

Aight see yall after the game. I will be here if we win or lose but PLEASE go win this

Okay! Good stop!

Alright lock in cmon boys go get that W

Trying not to be negative but our defense simply ain’t got it right now

3rd and 17 and a screen goes for 56 yards. They just want it more.

I’ve never felt so much pain

👀👻👀👻👀👻👀👻

✅ Done

ITS A BAD DAY TO BE A DIET SODA, AN UNCUT LAWN, OR A BYU HATER, LFG COUGS!!!!