Jane Seymour-Butts

My face is like this because one time I eyerolled during an eclipse.

'Snitch' is literally the worst thing you can call someone. Terrible. Shocking!

I'm sorry, but as a UK citizen, I have the right to sit on Prime Minister's face. It's in the cuntstitution.

I'll be damned if I lay any part of my body on a Virgo

Is the Al Gore rhythm in the room with us right now?

Probably going to be waking up again at 2am after some weird nightmare, that's just how this week has been going for me really

A tag-team

Yes, I'd like to order the vegetative state with a side of functionally dead, thanks.

I don't believe in god, but I do believe in Carly Rae Jepson's Psychedelic Switch

Hey gronk, am I real?

You say "Robcoco is malicious", I hear "Robcoco is delicious"

I'll probably never be a himbo, and I have learn to accept this

I knew I should have blocked that blue tick bastard a long time ago

I'm sorry, but we will never see a line like "Look what the homosexuals have done to me!" on television ever again. Those days are gone. Over.

It feels like a good time to sacrifice another billionaire.

That time I turned up to his house wearing only a trench coat and nothing else and he wasn't even home

I went a little harder on leg day yesterday than usual, and now every time I stand up, a part of me prays for a swift death.

I come to this place to tell lies

Ended out with a group of people who are autistic, and one of them can only really communicate through dance. So I've spent two hours dancing with him and I've had such a good time!! My legs are going to be so fucking sore tomorrow.

Farting! at the Disco