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Robert Alan Hall

@robhall93

Stand-up Comedian

Joined December 2016
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Shout out to the great movies with dumb names because dumb movies used the good names first. I see y’all
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Sixty-nine? More like sixty-nice.
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Being smart is knowing how to stop the spread of the virus in the US Being wise is knowing it was never gonna happen
I’ve been denied two hugs today because of Coronavirus. That’s what will kill me
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I’m gonna open a buffet that goes on and on and call it Eat Cetera
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When a writer asks someone to marry them, do they pro-prose?
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Don’t ask how I got here, just be glad I came
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This morning, I sarcastically asked myself what black shirt I was gonna wear today
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I can’t dance in my dreams because I have bad circadian rhythm
The best part of moving to a bigger comedy scene is getting to bomb twice a night instead of once
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How much I like a band is directly correlated to how closely the singer sings in my vocal range
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COMEDY BEAST@ComedyBeastNOLA18 Jun 2019
TONIGHT ON BEAST! @merrydevo! @bitchimababy88! @robhall93! @LeftHannPath! @shanolafoodlova! & MORE! Hosted by @MalloryNHead & @TheZambon! @Howlinwolfnola | 8:30pm | FREE + $2 🌮’s and Miller High Life 🍺’s
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I’ve reached my peak
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I like to play this game before writing papers for school called “can I still pass if I don’t write this paper?”
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Professor: we’re learning about reflections today Me: when will my reflection show who I am inside
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COMEDY BEAST@ComedyBeastNOLA19 Mar 2019
TONIGHT ON BEAST! @MalloryNHead! @robhall93! @TDelaineDos! @AmandaGThang! & MORE! Hosted by @cyrusjcooper & @TheZambon! @Howlinwolfnola | 8:30p | FREE + $2 🌮’s and Miller High Life 🍺’s
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Be patient. Be kind. People aren’t on this Earth to serve you. Don’t be an asshole. - me when I’m in traffic
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The Church of Conduction: Go forth in memory of Heat
Whenever someone comes up to me and says they saw me at a show, my immediate reaction is to apologize.
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A stranger just offered me a puff of marijuana in a McDonald’s parking lot. D.A.R.E. is scripting my life.
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