Old, but I'm not that old. Young, but I'm not that bold. VP of Engineering at https://xitter.cf/t.co/fjwzoyMNdF.

Tulsa, OK
Joined May 2007
parent: if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? machine learning model: yes – at San Francisco, CA
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What does a mask do? Blocks respiratory droplets coming from your mouth and throat. Two simple demos: First, I sneezed, sang, talked & coughed toward an agar culture plate with or without a mask. Bacteria colonies show where droplets landed. A mask blocks virtually all of them.
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We believe in the power of story. #JustMercy is one resource we can offer to those who are interested in learning more about the systemic racism that plagues our society. For the month of June, #JustMercy will be available to rent for free on digital platforms in the US. @eji_org
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What, and I want your honest opinion, day is it.
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Wanna feel old? This is Calvin and Hobbes now
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Robin Curry retweeted
When I'm outside I carefully veer my path to stay 6+ feet away from anyone I pass. But when someone does it to me I still get 30% offended.
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Robin Curry retweeted
THIS THIS THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THIS. Please watch and share. Brilliantly and simply put.
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My company is looking for a Site Reliability Engineer as we build out an #SRE team. We are a distributed group with offices in NY, NJ, and OK, as well as remote folks. Excellent engineering culture and lots of good problems to solve. DM me if interested. careers.sapphire-digital.com…
The year is 2098. A mother waves to her son as he enters the playground. "Have a good day!" she calls. "Don't forget to like and subscribe!" No-one remembers the origin of this phrase. It's just something your parents always said when people left.
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Robin Curry retweeted
“In essence (and this is only a tiny exaggeration): a quarter of the Internet was saved from hacking by adding emoji support.”
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My son might be a little excited about @BUFootball. He had a 4th grade assignment to draw a map of a fictional area. Welcome to Sic’em Land! cc @SicEm365 (My favorite landmark is Mims Mountain)
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This is fascinating.
1/ A woman discovered her ex husband was defrauding health insurance companies for millions. She tried bringing him to justice. It didn’t go as expected. (This story is one of the wildest I’ve reported.) Here’s what happened:
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protip: the best way to remember something is to keep it in an open tab forever
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Some day, AI will get so advanced that Google Docs will *automatically* switch to the account has access to the document.
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Tulsa! Get ready to #rocktheBOK tomorrow night at @BOKCenter. Tickets are still available: bit.ly/2Bk69zT.
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Robin Curry retweeted
sushi factory 音あり #C4D #octanerender
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“This is fine”
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some Netflix error messages I could use
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