NYTs bestselling author of Ketchup is a Vegetable & Other Lies... Southern Girl. Social media addict. Mental Health Advocate https://teapaw.org/t.co/1YcIOxFSFJ she/her
Alabama, USA
Joined March 2009
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Tell me Siri doesn't speak Southern without telling me. My therapist name wasn't Dr Lil Nas... but it is now. #lilnas #drlilnas instagram.com/p/CZADP3QOUU-/…
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Retired creative writing professor & author Stephen Gresham told me a couple of great stories re: Michael McDowell & @StephenKing today. Would pay for good money for @StephenKing to see this!
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Sometimes the only thing that gets me through family road trips is thinking about how bad this would be in a covered wagon with no AC. FFS. #jesusbeaxanax
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Reading #thewomen by #kristinhannan and just burst into tears. I think this is going to be my favorite of hers! Release is 02/24
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I just told my child nothing good happens after midnight. Do I have to apply for the AARP card or do they just automatically mail it to me?
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Watch this!!!
Linky to the special-y:
Trae Crowder: Damn Boy! (FULL COMEDY SPECIAL)
youtu.be/GhEt2E-2WQ0
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My favorite thing about watching Love Island UK is when I have to google the insults/swears. #loveisland #LoveIslandUK
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Can't wait to meet Captain Fartfeathers one day... 👶🏻💙 instagram.com/p/CnKtiJ3ObjaC…
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I cooked dinner. Violet: Do I have to eat a salad. Me: At least a little one. Her: 👩🏻🍳 instagram.com/p/Cm0ElFeNmJND…
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8 years ago my nephew made this masterpiece. I call it "MERRY CHRIMUH BITCHES!" instagram.com/p/CmWxVHZO6WH_…
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Robin O'Bryant retweeted
Herschel Walker no longer wants to be a vampire, now he says he wants to be a werewolf. Herschel, why don't you just try to be a decent human being? Even the werewolves would not welcome you.
Robin O'Bryant retweeted
Hate speech leads to hate crimes.
That's what the owner of this platform either doesn't understand or doesn't care about.
