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I made a song.
Updated link. I love America. I love the idea of America, but the country is undershooting its claims and aspirations, so I made this song about it.
Hey There, America (parody of Hey There, Delilah, by Plain White T's)
youtube.com/watch?v=RpyfwmO2…
so Canada's men AND women's hockey teams... BOTH lost the gold medal...BOTH in overtime, and BOTH to USA. Credit where its due and congrats, American friends but CHECK ON YOUR CANADIAN FRIENDS TODAY. This is as close to a national crisis as we've had since the '70s. #Olympics2026
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Google is suggesting I incorrect my writing. Grumpy emoji. #LLMistrashAI #AIautocorrectsucks #DontBeEvil #GoogleDocs
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aww nuts. according to my inbox, I was on a roll on linkedin back in march, and I just let that shit slip away... #WouldaCouldaShoulda
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The old saying, "Better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" is hereby renamed "The Musk Principle"
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U really want #Canada51stState? Canada has 10 provinces, so 51-60, not just 51st. USA's 10 smallest states: 9.5 mln ppl, 20 senators. Canada: 40 mln ppl, 20 senators. More than fair. Think our 40m will vote AGAINST healthcare and FOR school shootings?
#CanadaIsNotForSale
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Lets call Elon musk centered scandals Elongate. Sequels, too.
Elongate
2Elon2gate
Elongater
Elong4te
Elongate With A Vengeance
Elongate 6: harder better faster creepier
Elongate 7 electric boogaloo
Elong8
Elongest
ElongaTEN
Elongeleven: No Shame Left
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this documentary about the history of indigenous central and South American civilization is amaizing!
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Xennial dads... Tiktok kids knowing the words to "smells like teen spirit" is like that guy in your college dorm who knew all the words to "Hey Jude" have a good one, gramps!
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Just rewatched The Half of It, a charming update of the Cyrano story. @alexxislemire your version of Roxane is just perfect. Beautiful, but clearly with more beauty inside than out. Also engaging, kind and...um...bestfriendable? Thanks for giving us this character. Best wishes -R
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Just rewatched The Half of It, a charming update of the Cyrano story. @leahmlewis, wanted to say... your performance is heartfelt, authentic & really won me over. Your Elly hit five or six nerves to my word-loving talk-awkward self. Still a fan wishing u the best. -R
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What they think is happening vs what is actually happening. #Election2024 #KamalaHarris #USPolitics #donaldtrumpthefelon
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absolutely! looking forward to see what the awesome @SashaCalle does next, and still hoping we get another chance to see her wear the red "S"
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Just saw a very enjoyable lecture by @sarahlovesmaths about the beauty of mathematics in literature...a real eye-opener! I didn't get to ask all the questions I wanted to, but I did find out her favorite number!
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I have never wanted to punch a... what is the collective noun for judges?
I have never wanted to punch a corruption of judges before.
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When I imagine planetology conferences, I see one guy making the Uranus joke nonstop, & 1 guy who always laughs. Everyone hates them. But a third person makes one rarely, but it's always clever. Those other two guys PINE for that person's respect and recognition, but never get it
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And if I'm right, everyone who's been through the planetology conference scene is thinking of the same three names. #Planetology #SpacePuns #DadJokes #Uranus #Astronomy
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I have written a poem parody.
Quoth Alexa by Roboseyo - The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe, Firefly (TV 2002) archiveofourown.org/works/56… via @ao3org
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