Raised in Missouri Ozarks, two-time (S)MSU graduate.
Indianapolis, IN
Joined April 2008
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That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.
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WHO DID THIS? 💀 teapaw.org/MayorWatermelon/status…
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My 72 year-old mother just informed me she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.
After some delicate questioning, "Gender Reveal, Mom. It's called a Gender Reveal."
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To accommodate Trump’s sudden decision to speak at West Point, cadets will be called back, tested off campus, then isolated for 14 days in rooms with masks. They’ll eat in segregated groups. No decision on whether family members may attend. nytimes.com/2020/04/24/us/po…
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Missing your IKEA meatball fix? We’ve created a recipe for you to recreate this delicious dish in the comfort of your own home #IKEAmeatballs
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Oh my god I'm sorry Spain! If I knew this could have happened I would never have followed @alyankovic
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On the eve of “Rhapsody in Blue” entering the public domain, let us pause and remember the brave Gershwin estate who sought *another* 20 year copyright extension lest someone remix or sample it for rap music.
At 12:01 I dearly hope a dozen “Rap-sody in Blue” versions drop.
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Angency pricing, antitrust, and the stagnation of the ebook market teleread.org/2019/12/23/ange…
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Yes, I am famously under-scrutinized.
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So, @wednesday just learned I can do a decent Gonzo the Great voice. She seems suitably impressed.
*I* just learned @wednesday does an absolutely flawless *Camilla the Chicken,* and that blows my mind.
TL;DR -- our marriage is awesome and weird is a lifestyle.
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When your drone runs out of battery over a lake, timing is everything...
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I love that they're still called "set-top boxes" even though you haven't been able to put anything bigger than a box of Tic Tacs on top of a modern TV set for at least 10 years. It's like the icon of the Victorian oil can on the oil pressure warning light in a new car.
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When you get caught between the Moon and New York City, the best that you can do is be one of the very first people annihilated by the catastrophic collision that ends all life on Earth.
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In the background I'm on duty at a student dorm. In the background, the kids just cheerfully started singing along (perfectly) with the @tmbg version of "Istanbul not Constantinople."
Hope for the future takes many forms.
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It has come to my attention that there have been threats made toward others by fans in support of me. LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR that I would NEVER condone anything approaching this whatsoever, and I call upon anyone doing it to STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY.
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It's kinda funny how the same people that call us snowflakes for not wanting to be shot in school can be this mad at a razor.
