@robsarvis

Tuesday’s child. Minus the grace. 💀🎃👻

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Joined February 2009
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How about a nice Italian leather sectional? - CAKE decorators.
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When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you. DANIEL HANDLER
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Breaking into the Halloween candy at midnight may have been a mistake. #SugarRush
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If you were a bee what kind of bee would you be? Probably a spelling bee. #LateNightThoughts #Insomnia
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Charlotte 71-year-old man reported missing Tuesday afternoon in University area. qcnews.com/charlotte/charlot…
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This Saturday is the Walk to End Alzheimer's, Uptown. I will be walking in honor of my wife, Gloria who had this terrible disease. I'd like to invite you to join me or you may sponsor me by clicking here. Thank you sincerely. act.alz.org/goto/TrafficGuy
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I think my pigs in blankets are really pigs in slankets because the sausage sticks out of two holes in the pastry. #HorsdoeuvresTalk
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Wild pigs in Canada will burrow themselves under the snow to stay warm in the freezing temperatures. These icy shelters are technically known as ‘pigloos’.
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Max Velocity
@MaxVelocityWXOct 9
You know a hurricane is bad when there are now 53 Waffle Houses closed across Florida and Alabama already...
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Word of the day: SOHWAKHAENG (Korean) - a small but certain happiness, like a cup of hot tea in the morning or a purring cat in your lap.
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Harpo Zippo@HarpoZippoOct 7
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U.S. Navy
@USNavyOct 5
Getting help is a sign of strength. In addition to dialing 988, support is available 24/7 at 800-342-9647 and militaryonesource.mil
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"Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars" #CaseyKasem #AmericanTop40
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IT'S HERE: The 2026 Carolina Forward Voter Guide launches today. From the top of the ticket all the way down to the bottom, the Carolina Forward Voter Guide is here to help you navigate your ballot in any of North Carolina's 100 counties. Early in-person voting begins NEXT WEEK, so this is the time to make a plan to vote and share reliable information on who's running with your family and friends. Find out who's running in your community: carolinaforward.org/news/the…
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Sesame Street is empty and all the muppets are here. #SunnyDay #ChasingTheCloudsAway
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Kelly Phillips Erb@taxgirlOct 3
Happy Mean Girls Day!
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CHEROPHOBIA is the belief that when you are happy, something bad will happen soon.
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Plan is in place and we are working to clear the bridge. Unfortunately it will take an extended period of time to do so. We are utilizing all our local and state resources. Please avoid the area if possible and use alternate routes. @theSCDPS @SCDOTPress @schighwaypatrol
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A detour has been set up by our partners @SCDOTPress on I-95 southbound at the 102 exit. We are working together with them and we do expect this to be an extended road closure. It would be best to find an alternate route at this time and avoid the area if possible. @theSCDPS
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