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Art dept cretin, podcast co-host of @BrianAndGio Made a Podcast, bassist for @theGoGetEms. I sometimes do standup comedy.

New Mexico
Joined August 2008
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me (insane) talking to my friend (also insane): ur not insane. and neither am i
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In my massage therapist’s parking lot, a Saul Goodman lookalike and his cat hopped out of a pickup truck and chased a fluffy rabbit into the alleyway.
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Yeah, suck farts, Anodyne Pool Hall!
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In retrospect, Anodyne doesn't deserve this kind of treatment. I'm sorry baby, please take me back.
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Narrator: Little did she know that she would indeed be accepted again, and would again, after dodging wild pool cues and rookie Gen Z bar-goers as she clutches a poorly-crafted cocktail, feel that Anodyne should indeed suck farts.
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OK this one is worth tweeting about Wordle 517 2/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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GEORGE (telepathically): i’m shining jerry! JERRY: you’re shining? GEORGE: went to the overlook and bam! got the shine! ELAINE: one time a guy took me there for the weekend…let’s just say it was all work and no play *kramer chops through the door with an axe*
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If you find a butt plug in a bedside table in the Airbnb you’re staying in, does it improve or impair your rating? Asking for friend. (It’s me, asking for me.)
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My favorite thing about people from out of state considering moving to NM is all the New Mexican Redditors and Tweeters being like “oh, nah it’s not great..this place is pretty much Jakku.”
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Like, how’s about more tourism money to help pay for better schools and public transportation and services for the elderly and disabled?
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But also, how’s about out-of-towners quit buying our real estate and driving up the housing market therefore exacerbating homelessness and poverty?
damnit I saw an ad for cookies on twitter and now I want cookie also I cannot move due to being old send halp or cookie or both
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Googling: "dieting but also hungry"
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🌟 A star is born! Behind the curtain of dust and gas in these “Cosmic Cliffs” are previously hidden baby stars, now uncovered by Webb. We know — this is a show-stopper. Just take a second to admire the Carina Nebula in all its glory: nasa.gov/webbfirstimages/ #UnfoldTheUniverse
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Wordle 388 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Dang.
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renting and returning ten books a day from my local library while subtlety increasing the size of my cranium with latex and makeup until they say something
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Human Tumbleweed retweeted
A guide book for crying in different positions. Trauma Sutra.
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