Choze 𖤓 · Sep 24, 2026 · 4:39 PM UTC

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Choze 𖤓@YeaitsChozeSep 24

What if the hoes scaring me?

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🪦🦇 · Sep 23, 2026 · 7:38 PM UTC

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@DEADMAN_pt3Sep 23

Metcalf 3rd down, drop Metcalf 4th down, drop Metcalf across the middle, drop Metcalf, his hands don’t work Metcalf, he out there eating candy and shit

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NKM · Sep 20, 2026 · 8:34 PM UTC

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NKM@thandomoengSep 20

this can't be the same year we watched fifa world cup in.

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ybg eli (no relation) · Sep 21, 2026 · 12:32 PM UTC

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ybg eli (no relation)@supahotfire86Sep 21

chris olave so inspirational i’m finna wear a guardian cap to work

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mommy sha · Sep 22, 2026 · 7:30 AM UTC

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mommy sha@Shamonix_Sep 22

when my colleagues start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I'm talking to the police

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he professed and confessed to be a dëmin · Sep 10, 2026 · 12:41 AM UTC

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he professed and confessed to be a dëmin@ocksportelloSep 10

love caring about fantasy football in our time of maximalist gambling depravity. it’s like being someone who still reads the physical newspaper

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bohr · Sep 8, 2026 · 2:19 PM UTC

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bohr@historyman66Sep 8

“Tits or ass” nah bro.. her resolve. Her tenacity

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evan · Sep 2, 2026 · 12:27 PM UTC

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evan@actuallypeeSep 2

once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together

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🅿️ 𝖔𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖊 · Aug 29, 2026 · 10:02 PM UTC

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🅿️ 𝖔𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖊@PoochiesinternAug 29

After 26 years… my time has finally come

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KC ♛ · Aug 28, 2026 · 12:34 AM UTC

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KC ♛@nigerianprynceAug 28

Fake NFL Player Scamming son or Pretend PA student daughter???

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Dominique Dafney · Aug 18, 2026 · 7:55 PM UTC

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@DDafney24Aug 18

Its hard to explain that feeling of waking up sore from your HS football game the night before, coming downstairs to the living room hearing college game day in the background and the smell of fresh pancakes being made. Knowing for the entire day you have nothing planned but sitting in front of that TV, watching football, and feeding yourself whatever your mom decides to cook up that day. If you didn’t live it, it’s hard to explain!

J.D. PicKell

@jdpickellAug 17

If the people around you don't understand that the entire CFB slate matters...cut them off

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F E E Z · Jul 21, 2026 · 1:19 PM UTC

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F E E Z

@FeeztmJul 21

If she’s not internet influenced, there’s 90% chance of a successful relationship.

Boboye

@namelessD_Jul 21

What’s the secret to a successful relationship??

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davey · Jul 15, 2026 · 10:11 AM UTC

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@justdaveyjustinJul 15

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

NWS New York NY

@NWSNewYorkNYJul 14

Smell smoke this morning? Its coming from a wildfire outbreak in Ontario. While it should not impact air quality much today, smoke at the surface could increase Wednesday into Thursday, potentially reducing visibilities and air quality. High temperatures may also be limited.