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El sábado estaré sirviendo café en la DesconferencIA de la TRG26.
Vais a poder preguntarle todas vuestras dudas a @dobleio mientras yo os preparo un café de comercio justo con leche de avena de barista.
(Los que tengáis entrada claro).
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Secuestran 333 nodos de Tor para robar credenciales SSH
Un grupo comprometió 333 nodos de salida de Tor, lo que representa aproximadamente una décima parte del total, para redirigir las conexiones SSH hacia servidores diseñados para robar contraseñas
blog.elhacker.net/2026/10/se…
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🤓 No te pierdas las sesiones del esnog en Barcelona!
Para seguir el ESNOG36 online: youtube.com/@esnognet/live
Así para resumir
So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.
¿Qué hacer? ¿Arriesgarme a que me pete el SSD del nodo de inferencia de las RTX 6000 por el offloading de la HiCache a disco en unos 10 meses a este ritmo, o asumir este robo a mano armada? Y menos mal que no es memoria ECC.
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Gitlab RCE con CVSS 10 XDDDD
Y node.js tb tiene varias nodejs.org/es/blog/vulnerabi…
Vaya día, y si, ¡sólo es miércoles!
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I hereby declare October 21st as the institutionalized Day of Vulnerability
🚨 CRITICAL: GitLab flaw (CVSS 10.0) affects 12 years of releases.
CVE-2026-110264 could allow unauthenticated remote code execution on self-managed servers.
Read - thehackernews.com/2026/10/cr…
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Replying to @CiberPoliES
Como gesto de compromiso hacia nuestros clientes, nuestro equipo de desarrolladores y personal de sistemas ha trabajado para compilar manualmente los parches de seguridad correspondientes. Gracias a este esfuerzo, hemos podido ponerlos a disposición de quienes aún los necesitan, garantizando así la continuidad del servicio en nuestra plataforma para PHP desde la 5.6 en adelante.
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La primera ministra de Japón está advirtiendo de la severidad de las vulnerabilidades críticas de ciberseguridad anunciadas hoy.
Está pidiendo a todo país que actualice urgentemente o desconecte los sistemas afectados.
Mientras tanto, el ministro español de Transformación Digital está hablando de Feijóo, Ayuso y Milei.
Y casi que mejor, porque seguramente no tiene ni la menor idea de lo que está pasando.
皆様に、今夜に対応して頂きたい大至急のお願いです。
多くのウェブサイトで使用されているPHPに関し、PHPのセキュリティチームが、重大な2件の脆弱性に関する注意喚起を行っています。
公開しているウェブサイトでPHPを使用しているか確認し、今夜、10月21日午後11時(日本時間)に公開される修正パッチについて、可及的速やかに適用できるよう準備をお願いします。
修正パッチを速やかに適用することが困難な場合は、例えばウェブサイト等を一時的に停止させることも、リスクを低減させるための有効策の一つと考えられます。
国家サイバー統括室のXアカウントでも関係する情報を発信していますので、そちらも参考にして下さい。
国家サイバー統括室(注意・警戒情報)(@cyber_forecast) / X
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🚨 CRITICAL: GitLab flaw (CVSS 10.0) affects 12 years of releases.
CVE-2026-110264 could allow unauthenticated remote code execution on self-managed servers.
Read - thehackernews.com/2026/10/cr…
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