winner of the 2026 Golden Coalsberry award for Worst Poster

Joined December 2025
post-nostalgic wasteland Vigilante Wish w/ @PYeerk Host of the Bistro Californium podcast sits down with me to discuss Death Wish (1974), Citizen Vigilante (2026), and recent political events in the UK from the Rupert report to the murders of Henry Nowak and Ann Widdecombe.
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James in Michigan retweeted
I'm sure I'll go back to covering NATO summits soon enough. (They're in June/July FYI). I don't think this current moral mania is just "small fry" though. All kinds of second and third-order ramifications that affect all of society: including, ultimately, the people who run NATO
Replying to @mtracey
Remember when you used to report on NATO summits? Not saying I disagree with you on whatever this is but I know it's some small fry culture war nonsense not worth anyone's time
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🎶WHAT IF GOD WAS DARIUS🎶
This man almost become our President in 1968, folks
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Back in the day Comedy Central had a show called Win Ben Stein’s Money which made me think Ben Stein was some notoriously wealthy figure like Trump but then I learned he’s just kinda rich by Hollywood standards and you could only win $5000 on the show.
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Why does she look like a centaur
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Why are people in my neighborhood celebrating Halloween tonight when Halloween comes on a Saturday anyway?
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The Oktoberfest one is particularly rough. This is why women used to say that if their husbands were to cheat they’d rather it be with a prostitute.
It's almost like Ethan Klein was putting signs right in front of our face....👀🍿
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Pretty much any place that has “wing” in its name has mediocre wings at best
WINGSTOP IS OVER FUCKING RATED!
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Yeah the “c!shet guy” needs to wake up and stop being such a fag
if a c!shet guy outwokes you that should be a wakeup call
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My grandfather never went bald but his hair started to turn completely white before he was 40. Because my hair is apparently like his was when he was younger I’ve been told the same thing is going to happen to me.
Yo by 30 I’m noticing males are growing grey hairs now. Not normal. What’s in the water or the foods? Lack of vitamins?
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My heart just breaks all over for Jason Arday. 🥲
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I no longer see the point in going away for college instead of living with your parents and commuting for four years. Even if partying wasn’t your thing in college to begin with I don’t the use of living in this looney bin 24/7. The “networking” aspect of it is overrated.
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You will almost certainly find better parties hanging out with your friends from high school who also did not go away for college.
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James in Michigan retweeted
People being into celebrity news is like “Did you hear peepee cheated on poopoo”
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Vivek is unmoved by Amy Acton’s molestation story because in his culture getting molested is the equivalent of falling off your bike and getting a scar on your knee.
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She should get that mole checked out
Can we talk about Ilhan Omar for a second? What’s her real name? Why did she share the same name as her husband before they married? Who’s her baby daddy? And who’s her actual daddy? Because none of this adds up the way it should.
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Greta Thingberg
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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I don’t know anyone whose parents did this. Is this an immigrant thing?
Вот объясните мне пожалуйста,для чего в нашем детстве родители заворачивали пульт в такой пакет?
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Thanks to Grok I was finally able to get an explanation for this video and apparently it’s very common in rural Louisiana to have booze-free Mardi Gras dance parties at gas stations and random parking lots. It’s goofy to me but whatever.
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