I have a new and improved (read: can actually accept donations) GoFundMe if anyone would like to help a kindly trans lady afford some surgeries that feel like they’ll never happen at this stage. Here’s me saying “cheers” and being eternally grateful: gofund.me/7be3675b

One of the best ever examples of tension release is 2:26 into “Banshee Beat” when the note droning finally changes and it hits you like a jolt of heroin up the spine

The more videos I see, the more the Animal Collective “Feels” tour coming to Australia has moved from a want to a need

Nevermind

Nah bowling first definitely the right call. Australia’s weaker batting lineup will certainly be protected by having to chase 900 runs in their first innings

Forget the test team, the real selection travesty here is David Warner on the Fox panel

Cheer cheer the red and the white

Can I get a HONK HONK?!

Chloe Molloy is the actual best player in the comp and it’s crazy she isn’t talked about in the ways that the other top-tier players are. Won’t hear a word otherwise

Bit hot aye

Why does this have 10 bookmarks?

“Hope this helps.” I will kick you into the sun

Thinking about the time I went for a mole check and when I had to take my pants off the doctor saw my thong, paused and said, “Oh.”

I have to be the most hungover lesbian at yum cha

Correct

Very little to make you feel more like a dickhead than having to walk home in the glorious sunshine carrying an umbrella

That concludes our session of having other people’s obnoxious affluence rubbed in my face all day at work

Strike a light

Mercy me

Ooft

Phwoar