‍ ‍ 𝓱ᴬ͟𝑅𝐝 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* ‍ 𝓹ᴸ͟𝐀𝖘𝖳𝑖𝙲. ‍ ‍

“ i couldn’t care less. ” a fake smile, squinting eyes a little. somewhat annoyed, she likes it more when her insults works. clearly. “ i don’t chop wood, stoll, it’s a battle axe. pretty girls need pretty weapons. ”

₍ hand reaches out, a sly grin following. ₎ nice to do business with you.

i charge a drachma per advice.

“ travis. ” she says, nose scrunching discreetly —— beauty from mother dearest doesn’t have her fearing wrinkles any less. “ my axe needed polishing. are you trying to bond with your mother in law by sleeping in dirt and leaves? ”

silently judging, arms crossed.

i’m stuck with loserville over here. my gods.

not so be harsh but i think all traitors should like, die and rot and be ugly forever. :/

iris.xn--6ii realizing drew is only 13 in sea of monsters....... itty bitty 🤏🏻

wow, calling an aphrodite kid dumb and useless! that’s really original, michael, i should get you a gold star.

and people only stand near you when they’re half dead at the infirmary. i think i win this one.