I got my principal to say "do do" today during a conversation. It was really hard to hold back my smile and laugh.

White fragility is very strong in some of my students, but 6th grade is the perfect time to talk about important issues around race. Even in science class!

Called out one of my male students for constantly talking over the girls at his table. He didn't take it very well. I wonder how many times he has heard this by age 12.

Ate a really good apple today. Teachers live for that.

Pizza class = best class

If we type typos, why don't we write writos?

Watching videos of yourself teaching is actually kind of badass. Can you say the same about watching videos of yourself doing your job?

Watched another teacher teach today. He told a good dad joke. I was the only one in the room to laugh. Do kids really not like dad jokes?

Students didn't seem to enjoy my dad joke in class today. I will need to try again to see if it was actual hate or fake hate

Student uses phone to find an "answer" (asked them not to use google). Thought they were tight until I asked them why t cells are important

The staff men's bathroom on my floor of the school smells like maple syrup every day. It used to be weird... but now it is comforting.

A student in my class was wearing the same perfume my high school girlfriend used. Should I fart every time I talk with her to cover it up?

Sometimes I am jealous of toothpaste

Today in school I learned to bring mac and cheese to every potluck