iPhone duo manipulation be like Bop It! TWIstT it! Pull IT!!

Trigger warning: Blackpill spiral. Everything is so dumb. It’s making me kind of sad. It’s actually getting to me. A toddler could point out the cliff we speed towards: the fact that we run on an interconnected digital world that is man made predisposes us to severe crisis at the point where agent swarms begin to exploit man overlooked attack vectors that simply render the digitized/encrypted landscape unusable and insecure. Obviously in order to protect this crucial terrain we will be forced to rely on these very same agents to bolster the wired against this ever exponentially multiplying threat, and it will quickly/already has gotten to the point where attack and defense happens too fast to understand and verify at human speed. This concretely leads to runaway synthetic control of crucial support structures and entire swaths of comms and financial infrastructure. When something goes wrong we will have no idea what’s up and our only recourse will be pointing intelligibly complex agentic action at it. This is basically already happening. On the human front, a mirror image of the latter is taking place on the scope of human relations due to the race forward in media and interconnectedness fostering a lack of trust and inability to verify ground truth due to tech enabled adversely algorythmized echo chambers, and runaway tribalization spurred on by poorly designed mass migration and economic destabilization from boomer wealth hoarding. You obviously knew all of that. It’s all anyone talks about. The sad part is that this all is so easily forecasted and predicted. It has been telegraphed since the 80’s. No one is surprised by it. It is a tidal wave that started from a shifting shelf a hemisphere away - measured clearly from all of our seismographs- and yet those who fully understood did nothing but stand on the beach and throw money into the ominously receding shoreline. As the birds flew away. As the whales beached themselves and writhed in agony. As the alarms sounded. I very recently saw this as a span of history to be bravely fought through. I have two children and I attempt to prepare them to live through tumultuous times- however my thinking in such relies on their at least existing some sort of societal guiding light, a north star of logic that, upon easy accessibility to anyone with even a slightly working brain- would drive the worldly imaginarium to at least attempt to steward the light of life through to a respectable, if not successful conclusion, however the more news washes over me each morning like acid rain, the more I begin to fear that instead of such noble exploration and fearless foray into an uncertain future, it is actually in fact, just so over. But then I drink a coffee. Anyway..

Remember when this dropped and it took over the TL for like 3 days? Did anyone actually manage to buy it? I wanna see the fit.

2026 and people will still try and tell you physiognomy is a bunk concept

Crazy my wife thinks my 47 pairs of denim is a lot.. she thinks my ~38 coats take up too much space.. She had the nerve to tell me I didn’t need another leather jacket (LOL) This is the Big Apple, ppl DRESS This is rookie shit tbh

Who’s gonna be the first rapper to talk about kick flipping opps in the roadster

So just throwing it out there- I can tape an iPad to the wall… a stand on the counter? What’s the difference?

In Mexico City for a wedding and I honestly liked the vibe and thought it was pretty chill & walkable until I met my friends outside the event to rip a cig and saw some hombre getting his head kicked on the side of the road

Honestly, this dude is what the @AtelierMissor_ statue proportions should have been modeled after. AI got this one right. Small head bigger legs.

Joggers just love rainstorms I get it bro this is a personal war you’re Rambo your so tuff

Was just explaining this exact concept to a friend and the visual pops up thanks for the illustration

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Arthur C. Clarke

Heading downtown to throw rocks at the ALD x NF cloutcopter for Kobe

Grandpa, why are we so rich? Well, a long time ago, I lead hundreds of thousands of degenerates single handedly to a gambling blockchain (albeit with lots of useful and legitimate potential) and then became its figurehead, leading them to rally behind a coin conceptualized my Freudian likeness- which subsequently resulted in my eventual depiction as a table, among many other zestful and creative effigies, sweetheart. I made around $800 million dollars, and that’s why you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Imagine Ansem explaining this image to his grandkids

Wow my 8 pack is visible! (Can’t lift for shit, cries) Wow I can lift so heavy! (Look like a pudgy penguin, cries) Why’s it gotta be like this..

All these think pieces over-intellectualizing the appeal of Erling Haaland are hilarious The dude is 6’5” worth $100 million and looks like a storybook Viking. He’s also funny, elite, and famous Still they are ~decoding~ his attractiveness like they solved the Drake Equation

Not trying to break ranks with the bros here but hip dips on a thin tall girl.. 100% aristocratic. (Like a small penis in Greek art)

I really don’t want $60k to be the bottom. I was robbed of a euphoric and parabolic bull, now your gonna rob me of the adrenaline of a true capitulation wick? Can I have nothing? Fuck it. I’m not buying more. I’ll go up with this ship if I have to.