Seer of seers, the prognosticator of prognosticators.

Joined January 2010
I bring you GOOD NEWS folks!! I have not seen my shadow!! I PREDICT AN EARLY SPRING!!! #GroundhogDay2024
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Hey @RogerMarshallMD. On this anniversary of the insurrection of our nation’s Capital, I was expecting to see your public condemnation of the events of that day. I’m not seeing anything. Did I miss it or should I still expect to see something today? Happy anniversary!
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Once this season’s over, @pringle_byron will have a lot more time on his hands. Promise to a Pringle: if this post gets over 10K RTs, we'll give Byron a year’s worth of #Pringles to distract himself with.
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I guess if you can't find a repair guy who can see you look for a blind one. @bestofnextdoor
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This country needs a boring president. This country has never been more in need of competent boredom. If I need "exciting", I'll go out and party with my friends. A boring government that gets the job done is perfectly appropriate and critical in this moment.
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Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?
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Husker coach Scott Frost talks to reporters after Nebraska’s loss to Iowa. It’s SoundOff satire.
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This cinco de mayo remember: do whatever you want, because no Juan loves or cares about you and there is no god. Viva Arby’s
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I’ll be rooting for the @KStateMBB team today as they compete in the elite eight portion of March Madness. #emaw 💜🏀
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Alabama just went surprisingly left for the 2nd time in a month.
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Today, tell everyone exactly what you think of them. Happy Festivus
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