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David Meyer

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@TheOnion20 May 2021
On March 2nd, 1978, for a brief moment, Fort Worth, TX resident Betsy Granger forgot the Alamo. bit.ly/3v89lJp
The Most Infamous Crimes In Every State

The Most Infamous Crimes In Every State

The Onion takes a look back at some of the most notorious, heinous, and downright idiotic crimes committed in all 50 states of America.

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@TheOnion16 May 2021
Nervous New Driver Going To Stick To Sidewalks Until He’s More Confident bit.ly/3opdLZV
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@TheOnion1 Nov 2020
Toddler Shits Her Way Through 3rd Halloween Costume Of Night bit.ly/34JV7Un
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@TheOnion25 Oct 2020
Desperate CDC Now Just Claiming Wearing A Mask Will Make You Rich And Famous Beyond Wildest Dreams bit.ly/31HAwy1
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@TheOnion9 Oct 2020
FBI Charges 6 In Violent Plot To Kidnap Michigan Governor bit.ly/3iIptu9 #WhatDoYouThink?
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Good News ‘Final Fantasy’ Fans: Looks Like They Made A Bunch Of Those Things bit.ly/2TnoSo0
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@TheOnion20 May 2020
All 50 States Unveil Plans To Ease Coronavirus Restrictions By Memorial Day bit.ly/2Tme9u4 #WhatDoYouThink?
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Just realized looking at this graphic from @LindseyThomps_ that LSU had one player from basically every position drafted: QB RB WR TE OG C OT DL Edge LB CB S LS
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@LSUfootball25 Apr 2020
The. Best. Ever. #NFLDraft | #GeauxTigers
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Remember that time LSU beat 7 top 10 teams, went 15-0, won the SEC, the Heisman, the Biletnikoff, the Thorpe, the Joe Moore, National Coach of the Year, the Peach Bowl, the National Championship, had 5 first round picks, and a record 14 NFL draft selections? That was fun.
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Human eyes see only a hovering spot of color, high-speed cameras capture the breathtaking maneuvers of a hummingbird in flight
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Mum was fed up of the squirrels stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder!
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I rest my case. #LSU @getupespn
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@TheOnion16 Jan 2020
Jeff Bezos Donates $690,000 Directly Into Australian Fire trib.al/h6J8FU6
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@TheOnion9 Dec 2019
L.A. Adds Lanes For Cyclists To Recover From Getting Hit By Cars trib.al/tMZ5NbS
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@TheOnion5 Dec 2019
Bed Bug Feels Bad For Area Man, But A Bug's Got To Eat trib.al/01cal0N
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@TheOnion23 Nov 2019
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@TheOnion23 Nov 2019
Annual Teeth Cleaning Reveals Three Previously Unnoticed Rows Of Teeth trib.al/HLuW14b
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@okgo28 Jun 2019
.@MercedesBenz: Create a piece of art that will change the world! Nobody: Damian: The Stress Inversion Transformer. #mercedesbenz #switchtoeq bit.ly/2XaR78g
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@TheOnion22 Oct 2019
Jimmy Carter Forced To Remove Dozens Of Genital Piercings Before Entering MRI Machine trib.al/CNbve1t
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@TheOnion21 Oct 2019
Tupperware Will Never Truly Recover From Red Curry Leftovers trib.al/T9Cb2o0
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