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midwestern cartoonist, bad at pool, caffeine enthusiast, sports fan, creator of Stone Avenue

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Joined January 2024
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Last night i passed by a group of people obviously all dressed like austin powers so i said “groovy baby” as i walked by and one of them looked actually offended
complimenting a stranger’s halloween costume in NYC is similar to congratulating a stranger on their pregnancy. you better be 100% sure they don’t just Look Like That
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Well?
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BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
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When the world-champion Brewers visit Lambeau:
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sucking dick so fun I wish men were good people
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HOW (gentleman's) SWEEP IT IS ¡felicidades con su primer titulo, Cerveceros de Milwaukee! 🍺 #WorldSeries #Brewers
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no one at the world series knows I’m the jets admin
no one here knows I’m the jets admin
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We did it.
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The call from Brewers Radio They’ve waited a lifetime to hear this
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What a series. 💙 Congrats to our hometown team the @Brewers on an incredible run and hats off to @RaysBaseball on a hard-fought matchup. Baseball is just better with a little Wisconsin flavor. 🧀⚾
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STAND UP WISCONSIN!
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Congratulations to the Milwaukee Brewers and the great state of Wisconsin! 🍻🍺
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WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS. Congratulations, @Brewers!
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FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY, THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS 🏆
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THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP BELONGS TO MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE 2026 WORLD SERIES #CHAMPIONS! (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
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SWEEP CANCELED #WorldSeries
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#78 shelly
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ill be surprised and disappointed if this idea/joke actually hasnt been done before. whatever man.
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