grab hold of your dreams, and make them come true, for you are the key to unlocking your own magic. dopey challenge finisher 🫶

Indiana, USA
Joined December 2011
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1) trend over officially. 2) not having bill clinton on sax shows you precisely how inept this administration is.
Dems are washed up. 🎷
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Maturing is realizing sick days are also for when you're sick of everyone's shit at work
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BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.
Jahmyr Gibbs after the Packers jumped on 3rd & 5 😂 (📺 FOX)
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Gotta retire from basketball buddy
DUNK OF THE YEAR 😱 (via @BCBBFans)
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Happy Sunday!☀️
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Why does no one ever talk about the Grand Destino Tower at Coronado Springs? Sometimes we forget it’s there! It’s a weird, almost premium mini resort built on top of a moderate resort, and unlike every other Disney hotel, no one seems to care. Has anyone actually stayed there?
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Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others 🙏🏽
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Yall bullied Crumbl cookies out of business.. the remaining restaurants selling cookies for $1.
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October used to be Cuffin Season. Now it’s Gambling Season.
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Me noticing the lady in Ted lasso is the witch in hocus pocus 2
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Replying to @SeeRacists
This is why I don’t allow white folks or ANYONE outside the black community try to lecture me that there’s no racism in America or that black folks are constantly on a mental state of “victim hood”. I don’t even entertain that.
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willie mays hayes retweeted
Friday we posted the video about the guy’s @Tesla saving him from prison… 4 days and 8M views later, the cop has now been fired.
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Y'all play too much 😂
Nothing can prepare you for who’s on the Sax
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willie mays hayes retweeted
Just listen to Will Stein call out the Flea Flicker, wild stuff.
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How do you actually get out of living paycheck to paycheck?
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The culprit @SmoothHoosier
Who keeps asking for the McRib to come back?
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