i like wearing nightdresses under jumpers

i used to be so big on super sweet perfumes. one day i woke up and found them extremely nauseating. i don’t know why. the feeling hasn’t went away. i look at my old sticky dates bottle and i think what was wrong with you. you were sick in the head. malodorous woman.

i am a bit down today. but the grey weather makes me feel better ……..

i am happy because i am alive and i get to enjoy many movies and smell many new smells and acquire potentially interesting injuries and make a bad or good impression on many people so they can discuss my brilliant traits or terrible shortcomings. that is what life is all about.