I find the joke in ordinary things. The stuff everyone’s looking at but not saying.
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Middle-class habits nobody admits to:
Adding water to the shampoo bottle for one last wash.
Keeping a bag full of other bags.
Cancelling the free trial the day before it charges, then signing up again with a new email.
Nobody talks about acid rain anymore. 10 year old me genuinely thought we’d all need steel umbrellas by 2020
My laptop still can’t connect to the projector in the same room.
Doctor-controlled robot removes patient's prostate 35 miles away in first US telerobotic surgery trib.al/0LjjN2m
Watched a man press the elevator close button 9 times to save 2 seconds. He then stood in the lobby on his phone for 10 minutes.
Unsubscribing from a newsletter is the only breakup where they keep texting you for 3 to 5 business days.
Cheerios took 80 years to invent a cereal bag that closes. Humanity really is speedrunning progress.
Somewhere there's a person whose whole job is deciding how many seconds before you can skip an ad, and they're winning.
Dubai will now track how much waste my house produces. Our monthly report is going to be 80% Amazon boxes and 20% guilt
Someone in Dubai paid millions for a number plate. I’ve spent 20 minutes looking for a free parking spot
Biscuits go soft when you leave them out and bread goes hard. they’re both baked. Who is making these rules?
Why do I press harder on the remote when the battery is dying. What is the plan. Am I going to physically force the signal to the TV
