This is wild - I got to be on my favorite work-related podcast @ecommercefuel - suuuper surreal to hear your own voice on a show you listen to all the time. Thanks, @youderian for having me on the show! ecommercefuel.com/pistol-lak…

Just kicked off my first fantasy draft of the year and I have the 1.01! Feels like a big tier drop at 1.02 this season - so I'm stoked to be first overall... thoughts?

hey @benplomion - I think i got a package delivered to my house for you (this isn't spam) - I live on the MDR peninsula - perhaps an old addy of yours? Shoot me a DM if you're missing a package and I'll get it to ya

Now that Joey Chestnut is untethered from Nathan's - he needs to step up his hot dog game

Mike Vanderjagt has to be happy that soon he won't be the top result when you Google "Idiot Kicker" #HarrisonButker

I redid the bathroom while my lady was at work today… do we think she’ll LIKE it? Or LOVE it? “Excuse me babe, I gotta go to Bortlesroom” “You mean the bathroom?” “You heard what I said” @BlakeBortlesUCF @TheFFBallers

Getting your dog to help you announce you're looking for a job might not be the world's most professional approach... but maybe it will help me find a company that's a good fit :) - does that sound like anyone you know? Read more here: linkedin.com/feed/update/urn…

This was the 2nd photo that came up when I was looking for a pet-friendly hotel on the CA Central Coast... so I guess our search is successfully completed.

Desmond Ridder weirdly looks like a 50-year-old man who wants a pack of Newports and $5 on pump 6

Earthquake AND a hurricane at once in LA!? We have angered the Gods.

How we feelin this year @JoseCanseco ? Happy 4th to everyone? Or are there still exclusions?

On July 21st, my fiance and I want to see different Summer blockbusters on their opening days... here's a representation of those two films if they were oddly juxtaposed beach houses in Santa Monica

FINALLY! Water WITH Hydrogen! Thanks, Tom Brady! What CAN'T you do!?

If Ensure doesn't pounce on this marketing opportunity - the world is an unjust place vt.co/entertainment/milkshak…

Do the Miami Heat have any undrafted players on their roster? I've heard nothing about where their players were picked

This didn’t age poorly, and isn’t a freezing cold take since it’s just kinda an observation/bit

Mildly Interesting thing I realized today... I've had 6 different cars in my life and all 6 of them were different makes: Acura Mitsubishi Lexus Pontiac VW BMW Not all that interesting, but at least I'm not posting about politics

I got a new nickname at the Venice Courts this week that isn't the most complementary but I'm not even mad about it... "AAR-three" - instead of AARP (since I'm one of the older dudes who plays out there and I had a hot streak of hitting 3s) haha

I go to the movies like once a year (if that) & haven't been in a minute. Theatres are now hitting me with choice overload with these options: 3D, 3D XD, XD, DBOX, IMAX, Dolby, Standard I got mad research to do before I watch an Italian plumber smoosh mushrooms

In case you’re ever looking for a new logo @youderian - I saw this out in the wild in Venice