real g's move in silence like lasagna

garfield
Joined October 2015
Had a sex dream with Gordon Ramsay where he ate my ass and then said "Now this is some good fucking food." I woke up crying.
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i gotta be nicer to my fans
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It is no nut November !! Beware
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the news of Amy Coney Barrett getting approved to become the next supreme court justice just hit my heart in a way i can’t explain. To women, lgbtq+ and minorities, I am so sorry. We need to vote these senators out of office. PLEASE VOTE
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toasted pb&j is 10x better than normal pb&j
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thinking about a "Cock Ring" for the neck that strangles all the blood into your brain and gives you what is essentially a mental erection
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I wonder if the BTS and TikTok kids can help LGBTs with this. What if gay guys took pictures of themselves making out with each other or doing very gay things, then tagged themselves with #ProudBoys. I bet it would mess them up real bad. #ReclaimingMyShine
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ok let me get this straight... a baby kicks a pregnant woman in the stomach and its fine but i kick a pregnant woman in the stomach and all of a sudden im the bad guy?
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"yo i keep hearing fuckin knocking on my door or something but i checked and nobody's there" "maybe your neighbor is throwing a ball at the wall or something" "no dude he killed himself remember?"
you ever see me and god in the same room at the same time? something to think about.
jeff bezos: 1.6M followers caucasian james: 1.3M followers jeff bezos: bald caucasian james: not bald a reminder that hair isn’t everything
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i like spiders unfollow if u disagree
this is a fuckin bar
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This is the real reason why TikTok is getting banned...😭😭😭😭🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #tiktokban
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