2x Hollydale Elementary School floor hockey champ, GRE Little League All-Star, ex football coach and almost hockey great. Opinions and teeth are my own.

Joined March 2011
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This Seahawks defense is demonic how the fuck did they lose 3 games
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Puzzling and frankly sad to see how many of you’ve forgotten our true daddy of Oregon football and what he could still do for us next season. Shameful really.
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I could fire off some money ass Chip Kelly stories (all work appropriate @jeffpalmerr.) This guy is Eugene, OR!
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The fact of the matter is this. I knew Chip Kelly from 2006 - 2009. He in fact put me in a headlock at BJ’s while waiting for his pizza to go and then proceeded to tell my girlfriend, now wife, that she shouldn’t go out in public with me. That man loved and still loves Eugene.
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Don’t be nincompoops. The choice is simple, currently wearing purple.
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Gresham, OR USA *Main street, looking across majestic Johnson Creek over to Walters Hill and Binford Lake parkway.
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Hey Dale, respectfully, this is one of the worst ideas I’ve ever heard.
Name Ross Douglas or Samples the interim OC, and if production surges, give them the job.
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Go out and make Chip an offer he simply cannot refuse. Let him finish where he started. I won’t be arguing with a single soul about this. Go and get the best offensive mind in college football.
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Can we go and get that Caleb Benning kid (28) from Nebraska’s defense? That’s one baaaaad dude!
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He’s an absolute liability in every aspect on defense.
Koi’s Stan’s are mad @ me 😂
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Can we do the ice cream coach next, please?
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I would break down in tears of joy.
The future in Eugene is still bright and I think Lanning knows exactly who his next OC is going to be. #GoDucks 🦆🦆🦆
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Oh my god, how could you even suggest this? He doesn’t recruit. He doesn’t like to be in fluffy hype videos. He doesn’t glaze Bussin’ With The Boys. He clearly doesn’t know how to coach anymore. Why would you even say this?
2027 offseason checklist: 1. Go pay Chip Kelly an insane amount of money to come back and be OC. He doesn’t have to recruit. Just let him cook. 2. Go drop bank in the portal for a QB and O-Line (Terry can stay or go) 3. Let Drew stay on as the TE coach. 4. Pray
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You reap what you sow @CoachDanLanning
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Dan Lanning on potential changes moving forward: "I think all things are on the table for us, to make sure that we're the best version of ourselves. And we're currently not that, that's very clear." #GoDucks
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Drew is running shit I called on special teams in 2014. He’s the Nike Elite sock of coaches.
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This is the poorest coached Oregon team I have ever seen in my days. Ever. Top to fucking bottom. TOP TO FUCKING BOTTOM.
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I’ve too much I wanna say, and it’s all negative. So ima operate like mama told me and not say anything at all.
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Oh there’s a way. You just saw it on 3rd and 7 when you can complete a simple dump off to a wide open receiver did yards in front of you.
There’s no way Raiola is this bad …
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