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RyanH

@ryanh

Self-Appointed Bathtub Boi | Clipper Fan and Coper

Joined July 2008
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karter (@karterAKA) profile picturekarter@karterAKA8h
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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The bar is in HELL but ngl I’m v proud of this (wocka wocka)
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If kanye is such a great rapper how come he rhymed gold digger with broke-broke?
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i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re kelly clarkson and molly, a one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton who plays an important role in the magic shows at art of play that’s permanently attached to the wall and isn't for sale?
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@salzmann__Oct 11
“Vivek Ramaswamy has sex with data centers.” “Sherrod Brown gave my grandma a sex change.” “John Husted doesn’t remember stealing your electric.” “Amy Acton…more like Amy Actin a fool.” Get this shit off my TV, I’m just trying to watch football.
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Fuck it. Caterpie at QB. We tanking for Jeremiah smith (Ho-oh)
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An ex buddhist monk explaining why he quit:
ethan (@faustiantulpa) profile pictureethan@faustiantulpaOct 9
i like bush more than nirvana
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I’m the main character of the S-Illiad.
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As the owner of a chaotic, blue Heeler…. I will share this every-time i see it.
Piranha Dog Daily (@piranhadoggy) profile picturePiranha Dog Daily@piranhadoggyOct 3
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Have you ever lived in a rural, small town? People will put up with monsters just to keep up with normalcy and comfort, even in the face of justice and the “right thing”. Hal might have saved them, but they were too comfortable to care they were in danger. This is the point
Gabe Hernandez | Comics Critic & Author (@MrGabeHernandez) profile pictureGabe Hernandez | Comics Critic & Author
@MrGabeHernandezOct 2
Replying to @Rebel0fReality
The point is that neither Hal or John had anything to do with the destruction of Rushville. Anyone blaming Hal or John is talking nonsense.
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I work hard everyday to be this much of a bad boss ass bitch 💅
rinner sauce 🇲🇽 (@RinnerStrikes) profile picturerinner sauce 🇲🇽
@RinnerStrikesSep 28
Replying to @carpenterant0
I suppose I could look anything up if I wished to do so
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is the long john silver's rewards app down for anyone else
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porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman
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Silicon Valley is by far one of the best written television shows of all-time. It’s omission is crazy.
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@TheLOSTworld_Sep 25
The New York Times’ final list of the 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century is now complete. What do you make of the final ranking? Which placements surprised you the most?
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