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The Noid: You're bluffing. No sane person would blow up their own pizzas Benjamin Sisko: Am I? Commander Worf, fire torpedo
Guinan: I know this guy. He's called The Noid. Watch yourself, Captain, or he'll ruin your pizzas Picard: We mean you no harm. We are explorers
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“What are you, a fucking park ranger now?”
KINDERGARTEN COP (1990) Ivan Reitman
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It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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some of you weren’t around for my smooth jazz era and it shows.
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We must build more donut centers
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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We remember that game well 😏 Come on back to the Palestra anytime, @KingJames!
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Do I remember when every team suddenly turned into prime Andruw Jones when facing the Mets and our season was literally ended because of multiple insane miracle catches like this?? Do I remember???? Rings a bell idk
Remember when Jacob Young juggled a baseball with his FOOT to make a catch? 😱
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Buying tickets to games that will be played, or giving an interest-free loan to the Mets?
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Narrow fairway
Somewhere in the forests of Minnesota, Maine and Washington State is a perfectly straight 6 m (20 ft) gap in the trees, running from horizon to horizon. It extends for ~1,349 miles (2,171 km) maintaining the same width throughout. Concrete markers punctuate the gap. Why? 1/3
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That is Joel Kinnaman from “For All Mankind” during one of its “how old can we keep making him” seasons
Now could this guy be the new main antagonist?
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Saw this on the TV and thought "Awww! What a good question!" and then I realized they were talking about football.
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I have always loved Londo
There were banners of fake Mets hanging outside Citi Field yesterday, too.
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fox news not even broadcasting they just showing swan lake on a loop
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November 3, 1961 One of the most hilariously unbelievable moments in AFL history As the Dallas Texans attempt to tie it up against the Patriots on the game's final play in Boston, a fan sneaks undetected onto the field and deflects Cotton Davidson's pass. Patriots win, 28-21.
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KEY RACE ALERT: Tom Loftis projected to win reelection as mayor of Widow’s Bay
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Paris: this sandwich is cheap, fast and good. Eat it on a bench on the Champ de Mars New York: what if it cost $40 and there’s an hour-long line for it?
The jambon-beurre—a classic Parisian sandwich of ham and butter on a baguette—is having a moment in New York. Recently, the sandwich has been cropping up at shops and boulangeries across the city. But the best jambon-beurre is also the newest, Helen Rosner writes. It can be found at Richaud Petite Bakery, a novel effort by the actor turned baker Richaud Valls. “The reason this sandwich has won my heart more than others in the city is the torpedo of bread they’re tucked into,” Rosner continues. “Which sighs and crackles, an entire universe of complexity and depth in its crumb.” Read more: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/qW…
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This is a jambon-fromage, as there's cheese in it. A jambon-beurre is just ham, butter and (optionally) some bits of cornichon on a half-baguette fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jambon-be…
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In a walkable city you wouldn’t need a Chrysler as big as a whale that seats about 20 just to get to the love shack
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