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Ryan Marsico

@ryanmarsico

I'm a puppy in a human suit...so we're best friends now.

 California
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Joined January 2011
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“What up my British underwear!” “What?” … “My knickers”
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Mark Hamill
@MarkHamill20 Mar 2021
And I thought this only happened in Disney cartoons...😍
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I've spent the last 4 years only using Twitter to vent my frustrations at the previous White House Administration. I don't want that much negativity in my life anymore. Cleansing & Cleaning!! Only LOVE and PUPS on here from now on!
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🎶DING DONG THE BITCH IS GONE! The bitch is gone, the bitch is gone. THE ORANGE BITCH IS GOOOOOONE!🎶 #BidenHarrisInauguration #sohappy #BetterDays
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Who gets it?! I want it!!
Bethesda (@bethesda) profile pictureBethesda
@bethesda12 Jan 2021
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Super quick and funny read by a friend and HILARIOUS co-head writer of @jimmykimmel; @dannyricker, this was truly delightful bud. My Kid Killed Santa With Capitalism (Guest Column) hollywoodreporter.com/news/m… via @thr
My Kid Killed Santa With Capitalism (Guest Column)

My Kid Killed Santa With Capitalism (Guest Column)

'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' co-head writer Danny Ricker writes about his lesson in free-market economics care of his 'Frozen'-loving six-year-old.

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These are SO satisfying!
Taika Waititi (@TaikaWaititi) profile pictureTaika Waititi
@TaikaWaititi11 Jan 2021
❤️🔥🖕🏽
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Dana Goldberg@DGComedy9 Jan 2021
I don’t want to pay for his million dollar travel allowance. I don’t want to pay his $200,000 salary. I don’t want to pay for secret service to protect him. He tried to destroy our democracy & made million while hundreds of thousands of Americans died. Impeach him and remove him.
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But...but he's your buddy friend Lady G!
Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) profile pictureLindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC3 May 2016
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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YEAH GEORGIA!!!!!
Perfection
Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) profile pictureZack Bornstein@ZackBornstein8 Nov 2020
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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Barack Obama
@BarackObama3 Jun 2020
Here’s a useful read––a reminder of the importance of de-escalation by police in their interactions with protestors. fivethirtyeight.com/features…
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ABC News is your trusted source on political news stories and videos. Get the latest coverage and analysis on everything from the Trump presidency, Senate, House and Supreme Court.

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Derek Mears@DerekMears20 Apr 2020
My wife was feeling down, so I challenged her to pretend fight me as a new Mortal Kombat character using random items around the house. This was the result. #MKChallenge
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Derek Mears@DerekMears22 Jun 2019
Sunday night at 9pm I will be improvising a movie live based on your suggestions with my pals from The Resistance. Come hang out with us if you’re free. :) facebook.com/events/62320137… @ucbtla
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BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS!!! . . . . Now that I have your attention. We have a show Sunday night at 9pm. UCB Sunset. 7 bucks. Get your butt butt butt in the seat. sunset.ucbtheatre.com/perfor…
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We’ve been dealing with @DerekMears swamp thing for too long. It’s your turn now!
Geeks of Color (@GeeksOfColor) profile pictureGeeks of Color
@GeeksOfColor30 Mar 2019
‘Swamp Thing’ starring Andy Bean will premiere on the DC Universe streaming service on May 31.
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They call her "Killer Miller"...
Lauren Miller (@laurenmiller229) profile pictureLauren Miller@laurenmiller22922 Mar 2019
Working on this pilot was AWESOME and it just won a thing!!! Congrats to Gumption Pictures, Karen Graci, Rodrigo Garcia, and the whole team! I'm so proud & honored to have my name on this!!!!! #pilot #femalepower
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Tig Notaro@TigNotaro9 Jan 2019
Or see me and @resistancecmdy do an improvised action comedy movie live on stage. It’s wild I promise! Tix here: sunset.ucbtheatre.com/perfor…
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We’re back! We’ll be at UCB Sunset January 21st at 10:30pm. Improv. Action. Comedy. Buy your tickets here. sunset.ucbtheatre.com/perfor…
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Cool!
BloodList (@TheBloodList) profile pictureBloodList@TheBloodList24 Oct 2018
Congrats to @Justimpro & @ryanmarsico writer of SINGLE MONSTER (PILOT), for making the #FreshBloodSelects #BloodListX! #BloodList2018
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