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Children’s Literature @unccharlotte | Current MG WIP: *A Billion Sparkly Lights* | Also occasionally tweet about Bayern, Arsenal, and the Premier League

Joined May 2008
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Every time Tel is on the field, he scores. He deserves a spot on the field. Would love to see Bayern try a line-up like this. Move Kimmich to RB, let him roam a bit, but the attacking prowess this line-up represents would be killer. #FCBayern
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I was trying to place who DeSantis reminded me of and now I won’t be able to unsee it.
BLAME DESANTIS: A massive exodus from the Sunshine State has thousands of undocumented farm workers fleeing to other states as farmers and other employers are FURIOUS with Governor DeSantis' short-sighted immigration legislation. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed into law a sweeping new policy criminalizing undocumented immigrants, many of whom comprise the state's workforce in the farming, construction, and hospitality sectors. An article in The Tallahassee Democrat reported that Republicans who support DeSantis are concerned that Senate Bill 1718 has caused many of their workers to flee the state and will adversely impact on their bottom lines. One employer, a lifelong Republican and DeSantis supporter, decried the loss of workers, saying "We all love them to death. We couldn't run a business without them." Adding insult to injury, the law also requires the "repayment of certain economic development incentives" if the state "finds or is notified that an employer has knowingly employed" undocumented immigrants without ensuring they are authorized based on their immigrant status. DeSantis' rationale for the bill was meant to be a slam against President Biden's immigration policy, but that also seems to have come back to bite him, as unauthorized border crossings have plummeted after Biden imposed new asylum restrictions after Title 42 lapsed. Do you think DeSantis' policies are hurting Florida, and would hurt America even more? Or do you think it was a good thing that so many employers in Florida are losing money because DeSantis' law has chased away all of their workers?
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Yasssssss!!!!!
NUGGETS NATION... WE DID IT
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That was exhausting! Mia San Mia!!! Well done boys!
🏆 🔴⚪ 𝗪𝗜𝗥 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗗 𝗗𝗘𝗨𝗧𝗦𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗠𝗘𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯 ⚪🔴🏆 #MiaSanMeister #FCBayern #MiaSanMia
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This game exhibits exactly why Liverpool need someone like Bellingham on their squad. Absolutely pedestrian and no control of the midfield. #UCL #RMALIV
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Bayern’s defense has been SUPERB. So proud of those boys! #UCL #FCBPSG
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If Neuer was in goal, Upemacano isn’t sent off. Sommer plays way too deep for as high as Bayern play. Super disappointing start.
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I didn’t watch a single second of the #SuperBowl
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I tweeted this one 5 months ago… now Sommer is playing his first game in a Bayern shirt! #MiaSanMia #FCBayern
Yann Sommer is an annoyingly incredible keeper. Bayern would’ve had 5 against virtually any other keeper.
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Mateu Lahoz shouldn’t referee anything ever again. #barcaespanyol
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Boxing Day football!!! Glad club football is back! #PremierLeague
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Seeing rumors about Bayern being interested in Frankie de Jong and I don't understand them at all. Kimmich, Goretzka, Gravenberch, Sabitzer already on your squad. If you have Kimmich and de Jong on the field at the same time, they play the exact same role. #Bayern #FCBayern
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This is precisely why I tell people I will never scuba dive... or snorkel... ever... for any reason.
I’m never going in the ocean again.
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Well that turned out great…. #MoroccoVsFrance #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022
I want to see a Morocco/Croatia final. That would be amazing #FIFAWorldCup
You ever watch Bob Ross when he says, “Let’s get crazy here” and then adds a tree or another giant rock to an already perfect painting? I’m always like, “Welp, you just ruined it Bob.”
#England need to keep feeding Saka and let him wreak havoc. They can’t contain him. #FIFAWorldCup
I love listening to @RaeComm; such a delight of a commentator. #FIFAWorldCup
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I want to see a Morocco/Croatia final. That would be amazing #FIFAWorldCup
According to Duolingo, I am a galactic legend… #Duolingo365