@s0ftshock
Joined May 2020
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how astute
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if i was a super villain id be The Interruptor.
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theres a guy who emcees trivia at all our locals and basically we have a beer laundering scheme with him now where he only ever engages our table so we can get free drinks every round
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when my washing machine slows down it sounds like SOPHIE
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im glad this movie has renewed interest in The Curse cuz that show was creepy tea😋 i loved it
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im so excited to have my phd even though it doesnt mean anything to anyone except my mom basically
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and are we just not gonna mention that she dgaf about her son like at all😭 the fact she even got pregnant while facing imminent prison time is so
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it was so charming how billy leaned all the way in on the austin thing and started shooting guns and owning reptiles etc
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oh also some important locals-only context is “The Gym” of which he was wearing merch for in the opening shot is a like insane/infamous body builder gym in pacific beach ???? like he embodied such a certain san diego type of guy too…. shapeshifter
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amanda seyfried seems smarter than like isaac newton
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and holmes is dumb as rocks honestly. when she said “we’ve ‘annealed’ our love” from jail i lost it. she was on khan academy downnnn
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otw to The Movie
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my block. stay blessed
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im in a very >150k likes mood on reels rn it feels good to just fucking norm out sometimes
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like tearing up over children and blind people that kind of stuff
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wow ok im blushing liquor store man said i had good genetics when he carded me😇
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morning scroll📍
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going to the zoo today sounds nice but it’s just kind of a whole thing
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wait why is the salton sea so big……what does it do
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trump lately
soapy hadid@soapyhadidOct 22
gay cow found it's moo
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