instead of age regressing i’m species regressing to homo erectus

what it feels like trying not to fall asleep during the one class i have at 1 pm. thats nap time

i really love soup

why so serious…,

What if one day you wake up and everyone is sushi

i have to sit in my car for 20 minutes every time i get home and mentally prepare myself to go inside

don’t call him that ☹️

going to the grocery store for, you guessed it,

she has no brain

true

late bird gets the worm that dried up on the sidewalk like those crunchy onions they put on top of green bean casseroles

baby hamburger is hamlet

i don’t even like hamburgers. i’m hamlarper

sometimes i have dreams about jumping spiders

yet another tragedy caught on tape..