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👽✨🩵🌿🪬📸🎧🍃 • Creative Director • Photo & Video

Joined June 2018
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barrel rolls@barrel_rollsNov 4
they’re letting women into home depot again
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@0xak_Nov 4
after tonight ChatGPT is rebranding to ChatLGBT
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Nougat Hand Bank@WireRacingNov 4
Cracker Barrel has to change their logo to two guys fucking
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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“False rape allegations ruin men’s lives”… go fuck yourselves. Even real convicted rapists lives are not ruined. Fuck y’all to hell with that shit.
Meidas_Charise Lee (@charise_lee) profile pictureMeidas_Charise Lee
@charise_leeOct 29
22 is PLENTY old enough to know better!!! These young men getting a slap on the wrist is the exact reason they are growing into absolute MONSTERS. If he was a Black 22 yr old it would have been a far different outcome.
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Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a Crunchwrap Supreme.
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soup🕷️
@thrluvOct 20
CANVA IS FREE CANVA IS FREE CANVA IS FREEEEEEE STOP MAKING AI SLOP FLYERS
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@FairyuxfheOct 18
Rape is 100% the rapist’s fault. Hope that helps!
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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzyOct 19
My cat choosing to puke on the hardwood floor rather than on the carpet is a sign of great respect in his culture
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LISA🦋
@LISA4drillOct 18
I love when you see your cat walking toward you at a leisurely pace and you say "hi baby!" because you're excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster cause they're excited to see you too
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PAUL
@RAVENSCOON1 May 2022
breaking news, elon musk has decided to bring back Tesla pressies
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aspen ✨
@aspenn_coloradoOct 14
a mexican-japanese fusion restaurant called no edamames wey
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Kat@lycheebeachOct 14
Levity hate is so forced like it's genuine fan behaviour how rent free they live in some of yalls minds
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My child is NOT getting an iPad. He can have a Marlboro red to entertain himself
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G Jones@gjonesbassOct 4
after effects should introduce a feature where you can see what you're working on without it glitching out every three seconds
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John Summit
@johnsummitSep 27
idc what genre u listen to the only thing that is killing the dance floor is the constant yapping
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i hate when european vs american discourse comes out and i am forced to defend the united states of america
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@JezziiBSep 26
The last 24 hours of news as a woman: - A man jacks off to the woman next to him on a plane. United makes her return to her seat. - 7 frat boys drug and gang rape a student for hours, and advertise “free p*ssy” to their frat. Cornell makes them write essays. - A football player rapes a student. LSU reduces his suspension. - A teen boy stalks and stabs a girl 10 times. Courts grant only a restraining order. - Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a cult raping teen girls. Trump made him FCC Chair.
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