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A PATIENT SCREAMED AT ME AND SAID I'LL AMOUNT TO NOTHING AND END UP BEING A TOPLESS DANCER IN MONTREAL
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“West Detroit”
DSA Watch
@DSA_WatchOct 12
New Democrats for Mike Rogers ad torches Abdul El-Sayed: “Abdul cares more about the West Bank than West Detroit”
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Scherzer and Verlander retiring the same week is the baseball version of John Adams and Thomas Jefferson dying on July 4th for guys my age.
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Just put me out my misery
Pride of Detroit@PrideOfDetroitSep 18
Aside from literally everything, it's been a great game.
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Unfortunately i feel like my curse is still in effect
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The return of college football couldn't have come at a better time for real
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As a midwesterner, one of the most romantic things you can gift someone early in your relationship is an emergency weather radio
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I'm having a very Violent Femmes start to my September (in a bad way)
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detroit 😭
Terrible Maps
@TerribleMapsAug 23
Where Americans say “dawg”
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Friends? Majority disappointing
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Feudal lord with ocd having to open and close his drawbridge 6 times before he can sleep
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My personality oscillates between Powerball and Kohl's Cash
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Can we all collectively start subtweeting again. We need some more draaaaama again people!!!!
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The only options are A or B let's be so for real now
Midwest vs. The Rest
@midwestern_opeJun 22
You have a month long vacation in the Midwest this summer. You can’t leave the zone you pick. Where are you going?
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I'm calling the Chicago Bears the Gary Bearies now
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This is my emotional support landmine-sniffing rat
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This stretch of weather in Detroit is literally so good i feel like a new woman
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It will always be the Pepsi Porch just like it will always be Pine Knob. And we got Pine Knob back baby!!!!
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Jeff what the fuck you mean "what just happened?" lmfaooooo
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To my ppl who are also in medicine: ya gotta stop being assholes to the elderly on the phone. Give them time to talk. I just talked with an 83 year old woman who was so excited to tell me about how she went out by herself to Big Boy. 30 min story. Like!!!!! Yes friend!!!! More!!!
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If I could only eat at places on one road in metro Detroit for the rest of my life it would be Dequindre, sorrrrrry
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