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they probably are all roided up these days. i've literally been holding myself together with duct tape these past few days. makes the broken ribs bearable.
you gotta get one of those taser guns. a strong enough one can make a perp wet themselves.
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date idea: get tipsy and just be all over one another
watched bambi last night, @TakenNeat. made me think of you.
some asshole wrote 'certified shitbox' on the grime on my cars back window.
i can't even be mad because they're right.
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