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In person I'm only half as weird but twice as awkward. Tesla are garbage cars that blow up on people. A.C.A.B.

Kansas City, MO
Joined October 2015
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The ongoing list of songs I could go my whole life never hearing again: Hotel California Bring me to life Hey ya In the end Any Aerosmith song recorded in the late 80s and early 90s Fleetwood macs entire discography Royals Feel good inc. Thunderstruck To be continued...
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Been a great year, so why not end with a GIVEAWAY? Simply retweet and follow me to enter to win these 3 cards!
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Fireworks and gunshots are fucking annoying bout to move to the middle of fucking nowhere
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GIVEAWAY ALERT🚨 ONE LUCKY WINNER WILL RECIVE 2 BOXES AND 2 PLAYMATS I WON THIS YEAR . All you gotta do is like retweet and follow me . Once I hit 3k followers I will be announcing the winners
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Dear @elonmusk You a bitch ass word redacted and you can't meme worth a shit ya pathetic cuck Love your biggest fan enron mask
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FUCK THE COVID
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My favorite part of this Japanese CN bumper is that George Jetson actually recoils when he sees anime on the TV. LOL!
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Nice try Calvin 🤣🤣 #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas
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Trump supporters are always the dipshits that'll play devils advocate for the most ignorant bullshit like being openly racist or a nazi then wonder why nobody wants to invite them to holiday dinner
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Last time I saw a show on new years eve it welcomed the worst year in human existence in the best way possible and was the 2nd to last time I saw the best band in KC this year I'm staying home
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My mom and stepdad both died of Covid early on in the pandemic before vaccines were available. It's infuriating to see Marjorie Taylor Greene and Ron DeSantis lie about vaccines and public health. People will die because of their actions.
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk is a fucking moron who doesn't actually respect free speech or understand political neutrality also he associates with pedophiles
I use to see articles all the time trying to justify older men with younger women retroactively thinking about it I think they're just trying to gloss over the manipulative nature of those kinds of relationships and not paint the men as creeps who only value women as incubators
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Suggesting that "oh no it is you the real sexist trying to say that these women can't make their own decisions" when you know they explicitly are only going after certain age brackets that specifically haven't realized they have the power of choice
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Sounds a whole lot like they're the real groomers in this situation
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This tweet is hilarious because racists who would have HATED MLK love to dig him up this quote. Thes people know NOTHING about MLK, or EVEN HIS SPEECHES. You wanna know how I know? A thread.
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Also @Tesla are awful cars that'll blow up on ya and black list you over a bad review
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