I get the joke, but I don’t think it’s hypocrisy. Charity is about helping people in need, and most churches still do that. But every community or group has certain things meant for its members. You don’t expect the full benefits of a place you’re not part of. It’s just how life and groups works, membership comes with privileges. Even with Christ, being part of the body comes with commitment and access to certain things. The Wi-Fi is more of a practical management thing than a refusal to be charitable.
