@samantitheos

drowned my sorrows, but they learned to swim

 bi | she/her | 30s | canadian
Joined January 2019
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sam@samantitheosJul 5
hypno holematized ilya bending blissed out shane into a pretzel and sucking on his thumb like a soother, send tweet.
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Dustin Byfuglien That guy rocked.
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All of hockey twitter coming together to pile on Brady Tkachuk
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rae 🏒 szn@raeziIlaOct 22
I think americans need to wake up to the fact that it IS that serious our president threatened their whole country’s existence - if getting booed and mocked is the worst this ever gets that’s lucky because our president is unhinged and if this all hurt your feelings vote blue.
mélina 🦌@superstutzleOct 22
I'M CRYING
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Me liking every Brady Tkachuk hate tweet
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fuck the metros, always, but also i'm never taking this off ☺️
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rae 🏒 szn@raeziIlaOct 22
the thing about canadians is if you’re good to them, they’ll be good to you if you misrepresent your plans and hang out with the world leader threatening their country they might not take real kindly to it and i think that’s understandable af
Jonny Lazarus
@JLazzy23Oct 21
This is electric
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typa hatewatch you dream about
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Between heated rivalry and this game the PR for Ottawa has never been better
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Extremely moved by the haterism displayed by Ottawa tonight
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bug@cheonghyukOct 21
childhood pics 📸🧸📚🫐 #hollanov
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Alberta stays and now you know 23% of the province are low IQ traitors who cost 100% of the province’s taxpayers $130 million to have a temper tantrum for Jesus and Trump.
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Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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sam@samantitheosMar 6
it's high time to return to discourse that actually matters, like how obsessed ilya is with shane's stretch marks and how embarrassed (but secretly pleased) shane gets when ilya traces them with his tongue
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ilya becoming so overwhelmed by shane showering him with sweet kisses of affection over his entire face that his eyes roll back and he can't do anything but moan and let it wash over him—this loverboy had been waiting his entire life to be adored like this.
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sam@samantitheosFeb 5
i would follow this strange and beautiful man into mordor if he asked me to
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new edit ✂️📼 - where i'm a hockey fan in the gcu who's been following the rivalry between shane and ilya since day one #heatedrivalry
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"They [Hudson and Connor] lit each other up - feeding off each other's energy. They threw each other off, they caught each other before they could fall. They made each other blush. They made each other laugh. Magic. Alchemy". RELEASE THE TAPES
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New clip of Hudson Williams in “YAGA,” premiering on AMC+ on October 23rd!
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Variety
@VarietyOct 12
“Schitt’s Creek” star Dan Levy is calling out Shane Gillis' #SNL monologue. "I’m speechless that something like that can exist on live national television. And to be perfectly honest, more men need to be standing up in opposition to it because it’s complacency that has created the environment in which women are sexually assaulted and it’s a ‘conversation’ as opposed to a ‘crime.'" variety.com/2026/tv/news/dan…

Dan Levy Calls Out Shane Gillis’ ‘SNL’ Monologue and Says ‘More Men Need to Be Standing Up’:...

"Schitt's Creek" star Dan Levy is calling out Shane Gillis' "Saturday Night Live" monologue, saying that "more men need to be standing up."

variety.com
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