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Invincible.

Joined April 2009
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Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.
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we are all edward hopper paintings now
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Every single can in our @foundersbrewing pack of All Day IPA has foamed over like crazy! What’s happening?!
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I’m rewatching The O. C. and I have to say the soundtrack is just as good as I remember it being. Also they keep getting excited that they have their “camera phones” to take pics 🤣
gooooob morning. the human starts every day. with a cup of warm bean juice. they say it makes them fast. i tried to sneak a taste. but was quickly denied. this is far from fair. i wanna be fast too
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Buffalo Public Schools will be closed on Monday. wgrz.com/closings
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All the WNY teachers on the internet are more excited that the kids about this week of snow days 🙌🏻
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This season of @MaiselTV is absolutely incredible.
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Joaquin Phoenix in The Village 😍
I just want my life to be a Nancy Meyers’ film.
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ALL THE UPDATES: There’s a Limetown television show starring @JessicaBiel in the works. Season 2 of the podcast will launch in 22 days. The prequel novel by @cotesmith releases November 13th. Now back to work.
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Hey New Yorkers: Friday, October 12 is the last day you can register to vote.
Still one of the best things a student has told me is that my classroom and my stuff “always smells like pine cones and nature and shit” 🤣
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If you're not watching Atypical on Netflix you should be. Season 2 was 🙌🏻
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I had a dream I was at a wedding performed as a musical and all the people in it were the contestants from the season 5 of British Baking Show. 🤔🤣
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I bought a color laser printer and it’s in the top five best purchases of my adult life. (I also set it up on WiFi in under 2 minutes. 🙌🏻)
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100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days 500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
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I still want Monica’s apartment in Friends. #goals
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One of the highlights of my day is that I found 500 folders for $100. Thats a deal in case you weren't up to date on the current school supply prices. #teacherlife
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The Sunday night late for my classes bc of ridiculous reasons nightmares have returned 😱. School must be starting soon.
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This night episode: i went on a kayak date during my lunch?!? and dude stole my paddle and I couldn’t get down the river and back for my 6th period class. Also when did my school move to waterfront property??? 🛶
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