sam (@samevanssx) header
sam (@samevanssx) profile picture

british person

idk
Joined December 2014
Photo by sam (@samevanssx)Photo by sam (@samevanssx)Photo by sam (@samevanssx)Photo by sam (@samevanssx)Photo by sam (@samevanssx)
Rumours can be so damaging Don’t think some people realise how Little Britain is
30
76
6
2,772
70,476
My mum is using UberEats for the first time and she asked me if it’s same day delivery
51
943
47
32,544
299,946
🚨 BREAKING NEWS Frankie has come out as bisexual for the 17th time. “He’s cock hungry” confirmed a big brother insider. #BBUK
19
145
7
3,962
101,970
Jamie Lee Curtis every few years #CelebrityTraitors
4
149
3
2,650
39,113
me and my solo cinema trips against the world
59
7,646
471
41,447
599,049
sam retweeted
I fear this is me on letterboxd
132
7,965
553
51,311
972,769
someone said “for a dollar, name a black queer film that isn’t moonlight” and oomf replied “stop! that! train!” 😭😭😭
132
1,491
194
62,781
1,884,487
When im jerking off and managed to finish with the actors at the same time
168
12,675
319
153,754
1,409,566
the upgraded version of this shot is gonna eat so bad…………
33
2,191
108
29,185
294,611
how the entire Star Wars fandom is feeling on a random October night
Star Wars: Battlefront 3 is in active development from EA DICE and Respawn. News of the shooter franchise's latest entry comes amid today's announcement of company-wide layoffs at EA and the closure of legendary studio Bioware. Read more: empireonline.com/movies/news…
31
1,463
18
16,282
123,473
Hinge going well
5
103
4
3,240
39,882
It’s always his shirt ripping but never his pants like lemme see that big green cock
Spider-Man Brand New Day (2026)
1,198
13,096
946
201,714
3,168,097
CUIDADO, AHI VIENEN LOS X-MEN DE FOX
New promo art for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
61
2,787
44
41,016
442,593
sam retweeted
Te amo Clayface
3
414
5
4,222
29,265
First look at the final transformation in 'CLAYFACE'.
26
2,856
25
51,710
519,867
She’s my life
1
45
1
709
7,864
Are they bringing back RDJ, Ruffalo and Gyllenhaal?
Marvel has announced a new spy thriller series ‘ZODIAC’. Releasing in 2028.
32
1,130
23
17,259
225,241
sam retweeted
They need to start putting the Beetlejuice theme in every other movie trailer again
12
83
13
565
53,449
sam retweeted
That time Hitler was on CBBC
46
600
52
7,092
406,607
used the disabled toilets in Costa and pulled on the red cord thinking it was the flush
62
504
71
17,792
1,236,008