Sam Gorman

Oooh I do love Sundays...no work, lazy day and a spot of lunch but where??

Anyway. Im going to stop clogging your TL now & am off for a much needed back massage then work! #lotsofknots #stressbegone

@SirTweetalot74 cheers mate...t'was needed! :)

By the way, I'm actually a lovely person who doesnt usually tweet such vindictiveness but needs must and all that...usual service resumed :)

I just successfully projected all my bad feelings onto that subject & feel so much better. Have a rant about someone u despise..does u good!

You know when u feel angry/upset/frustrated with life in general then an ex acts an absolute twat & its the perfect time to vent & unload?

Sorry just needed to get that off my chest...rant over! Hope you're all enjoying your Saturday!

Good job you live in Portsmouth now cos you know what? You don't scare me anymore. You cant hit,hurt or threaten me again. Bring it. Twat!

And pulling the same mind games out on your poor girlfriend ( genuinely a lovely woman) as u did to me for 10yrs while our daughters there?

You selfish,petulant,miserable,self absorbed attention seeking pointless little man.Dan-stop being Peter Pan & GROW THE FUCK UP. You prick.

You're like 40 years old getting in teenage moods not talking to your daughter who u havent seen in months & acting up because of what...

OMG...little rant on my ex coming up...apologies..

Good morning and good luck to all the guys & girls at Rockfish collecting their A level results! :)

Much fun on Twitter tonight :)

Enjoyed my random Weds off..back to it tomorrow though..got to start planning & rotaring for 2014's Dartmouth Regatta #Rockfish #eatmorefish

@knightsjessica @caitlinmoran I need this book! Saw it in Waterstones window but it was shut & couldnt get it! :( loved How To Be A Woman!

@knightsjessica oooh ur tweets are cryptic today! But thinking positive stuff for u regardless! :) :)

I'm looking for a full time chef for the Rockfish Takeaway for the rest of the season...any takers please DM me :)