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@samkeepin
 Durham, England
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Joined May 2012
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Swear to fuck if I have a third birthday in March in lockdown I’m just gonna move it to August I’ve had enough
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I know I’m an adult now cus I constantly check my emails
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How are people doing uni work pls, I have zerooo motivation
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when you bring your divorced parents to your graduation
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Does anyone understand how scary moths and butterflies are????
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Our third radio show is now available on YouTube! If you fancy a listen then click the link☺️: youtu.be/56oY6vdJQv0
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Ruth Jones and I have been keeping this secret for a while... We’re excited to share it with you. See you on Christmas Day ⁦@BBCOne⁩ #GavinandStacey
Image from James Corden (@JKCorden)
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Butterlys are just moths wae make up on
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Chat: I can’t Email: I cannot Essay of 3k words: I am unable to can
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People in the UK at 14 vs 18
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Sure sex is great but have you ever been overtaken by an idiot driver in a dangerous way who disappears out of sight and then you pull up next to them at the next set of traffic lights and whisper to yourself "well...you didn't get very far did you, mate?"
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Why the FUCK are LED headlights legal? i’m glad you see can into the future with your bright ass neon blue lights but i’m about to fly off the road, carol
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"I love you Elena. And it's because I love you that... I can't be selfish with you. And why you can't know this. I don't deserve you... but my brother does."
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proof that boys lie about what u look like: getting my lashes done tomorrow and i told brad i was going for a patch TEST today- got in the car and he went ‘wow new lashes?! look well nice and long’ :)))) ???? funny that cus they ain’t done yet hun :))))
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“Sits beside bf on the bed” My brain- Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me- “your doing my fucking head in”
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this is a cat finding out she is pregnant
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Image from Ella ⚢ (@xbabyIon)
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Can we just quit this whole ‘choosing boyfriends/girlfriends over friends’ immature mentality. You give out your effort where effort is received. It’s as simple as that – at Lancaster, England
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When I was about 12 I could tan a half bottle of glens straight and wake up hangover free , I go out now and have a glass of rose and I canny see straight have a banging headache and consistent spewing for about 4 days after 😖😷😷
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‘I’m from Durham’ 📍 Scruffy pit village 📏 📏 (5-20 min drive) 📏 📏 📍 Durham
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You don’t drink enough water if you think all water tastes the same
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