@sammy1

Not a fan of government. Big fan of humor! World renowned travel advisor. Unavailable

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Joined April 2023
  • Tweets61.6K
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Rock
@TheCensoredRock11m
A haunted house but you’re stuck in a room full of TikTok pranksters
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sammy time
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Manic
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I'm rarely mad about anything. I gotta keep my blood pressure down.
Sammy
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is everyone still mad about everything or nah?
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is everyone still mad about everything or nah?
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Oh, hell yeah.. I'm taking my antibiotics daily!!! 🥃
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Effects of whiskey on bacteria
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Sammy retweeted
Rock
@TheCensoredRock21h
When single women see a dude over 6’ that doesn’t have a job
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I literally could walk away from everything.
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All the time.
Sammy
@sammy1Oct 27
y'all ever consider selling everything and just disappearing that sounds like a fun activity
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Fuck. I need this hat too 😭
Sammy
@sammy1Oct 27
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yes it does, you can use it too. idgaf 😂
El Benny@BennyEl94651Oct 27
Replying to @sammy1 @breweryHoppin
google exists, moron
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guys, what do y'all do to stop acid reflux? nothing is working lately
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there's no way I'm responding to all of this 😂
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bill paxton was one of my favorite actors back in the day. twister is still a great movie
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i did too until they pulled it for cancer concerns 😬
Wolf_Predator
@wolf_predator2Oct 27
Replying to @TheSleepingVill @sammy1
Sorry to hear. I took Zantac for years. I guess I was lucky.
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dad?
X@AthroughXOct 27
Replying to @sammy1
Have you tried not drinking and being a fat fuck? That will usually help.
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The kids might be alright.
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